I have phobias.
I am scared to death of water I cant see my feet in and beetles.
The thought of going to a beach scares the piss outta me. And dont even get me started on what I do if a beetle happens to land close to me or lands on me. I scream like the school girl and jiggle around and make a complete ass outta myself. Well yesterday fellow mallgoers witnessed my reaction to a bug landing on my arm. I took my son into the nasty mall to buy a fathersday gift and I felt it hit my arm I shouldnt have looked down I shoulda just brushed it off and kept walking but like the car wreck you just gotta look at I looked down. There it was Mr black beetle. He was making his way up my arm I stopped, let go of my sons hand and proceeded to have a "screamfest, seizurelike, swatting at my arm, oh shit the bitch has lost it attack" I spun in circles hitting at my arm missing everytime screaming ohhhh god get it off and eeeeeeeehehehe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh My son is just standing there looking at mommy have a freakout. I couldnt help it. I think people passing by thought I was being attacked by rabid blood sucking bees but no It was a tiny black beetle who just thought my arm was a tree limb and to his demise he is no more. I finally flicked him off my arm and stomped the shit out of him. I know for all you animal/bug lovers this was a bad thing for me to do.. I ask your forgiveness but in all fairness if the bug stays on his side of the line and I stay on mine we will be happier people/bugs. I think its the fact they cling. I can handle a spider, a fly most any other insect but the beetle. They cling to your skin and like when they walk they are stuck to you. Sitting here typing this gives me the willies too. Ugh I hate those bastards. Maybe it was getting me back for eating/drinking cicada jello shooters maybe it just said you know what Im gonna go fuck with her cause she looks scared of my 1/8 of an inch self. I dunno. Whatever it was Mr. Beetle, You be dead.
Happy Thursday people go out and adjust your self in public while someones looking.
So, do YOU have any phobias?
I am scared to death of water I cant see my feet in and beetles.
The thought of going to a beach scares the piss outta me. And dont even get me started on what I do if a beetle happens to land close to me or lands on me. I scream like the school girl and jiggle around and make a complete ass outta myself. Well yesterday fellow mallgoers witnessed my reaction to a bug landing on my arm. I took my son into the nasty mall to buy a fathersday gift and I felt it hit my arm I shouldnt have looked down I shoulda just brushed it off and kept walking but like the car wreck you just gotta look at I looked down. There it was Mr black beetle. He was making his way up my arm I stopped, let go of my sons hand and proceeded to have a "screamfest, seizurelike, swatting at my arm, oh shit the bitch has lost it attack" I spun in circles hitting at my arm missing everytime screaming ohhhh god get it off and eeeeeeeehehehe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh My son is just standing there looking at mommy have a freakout. I couldnt help it. I think people passing by thought I was being attacked by rabid blood sucking bees but no It was a tiny black beetle who just thought my arm was a tree limb and to his demise he is no more. I finally flicked him off my arm and stomped the shit out of him. I know for all you animal/bug lovers this was a bad thing for me to do.. I ask your forgiveness but in all fairness if the bug stays on his side of the line and I stay on mine we will be happier people/bugs. I think its the fact they cling. I can handle a spider, a fly most any other insect but the beetle. They cling to your skin and like when they walk they are stuck to you. Sitting here typing this gives me the willies too. Ugh I hate those bastards. Maybe it was getting me back for eating/drinking cicada jello shooters maybe it just said you know what Im gonna go fuck with her cause she looks scared of my 1/8 of an inch self. I dunno. Whatever it was Mr. Beetle, You be dead.
Happy Thursday people go out and adjust your self in public while someones looking.
So, do YOU have any phobias?
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oh apart from daddy long legs, not sure if they're called the same thing in the states. like gangly spiders with wings, posses the strogest poison known to man, but they havnt got any means to inject it.