lilmissmorbid

My moments of Zen..
This is my youngest, Otto, yes he was named after the bus driver in "The Simpsons". He's also the one I talk about who just came out of surgery. The tubes are out of his sides and hes doing really really well.


This one here is my oldest Darwynn, he was named after the genius monkey in the "Wild Thornberrys" cartoon. He's also the one who says things like "Mmmm mmmmmmm bitch" and when you ask him who he is he replys "I'm Rick James bitch!" I love Dave Chappell can ya tell? I know I wont be up for Mother of the year letting him say this but who cares right? He's a happy kid and I'm a happy Mommy.


So this weekend being Fathers day and all Im stumped as to what to get my dad. He's retired and doesnt need anything so basically what I get him is just fluff anyways. I wanted to do something creative this year so any ideas?

Thanks to everyone who answered all those questions yesterday. I loved the answers for superheros It totally showed your personalities to a "T"

So Ash and I are gonna take a trip to Chesapeake this weekend cause I got invited by this magazine to do some floral arrangements for a photoshoot. They have asked me to do this 3 times already and each time my arrangements didnt make it in. I told them this time if they use my creativity and dont put me in print. I'm never doing it again. They assured me the old farts that run the magazine are looking for "fresh up and coming designers" to give them an edge. I told him I have an edge its on a knife I will show it to him if he wastes my time again.. Anyways we get a all expence paid mini vacation so I'm going to light thier panties on fire this weekend. Wish me luck. If i make it in I'll post a link to the magazine so you can see my "cutting edge" designs.

Anyways, People Have a great hump day and in the spirit of hump day go out and dryhump a stranger.