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Incase you people missed it yesterday one last day of promotion. I made a group with Daliyah called The Dead Vagina Club its for guys and girls alike to talk about everyones favorite bodypart. With that said heres some random shit.
My babies daddy joined SG His name is Pervert drop by and say hello if you get a chance.
Some questions I'd like to know about you.
1. Have you ever seen a ghost?
2. Do you believe in Aliens from outer space?
3. Do you believe people have a soul?
4. If you were going to invent yourself as a cartoon superhero, what would your name be, what are your powers, what would your costume look like and what would your mode of transportation be? (car,flying,boat,etc?)
5. Do you relate more to Velma, Daphne, Fred or Shaggy
6. Whats your favorite Holiday?
7. If you could go back and relive one moment in your life what would it be?
8. If you believe you have a soul would you sell it to another person to have all your wishes comes true?
9. Whats the worst thing you have done to get attention from the opposite sex?
10. If you could be a "superstar" for one day who would it be?
11. Whats the worse thing you have ever said to a person to breakup with them?
12. If I told you I loved you would you believe me?
13. Have you ever told someone you loved them just cause they said it to you first?
14. Name 3 things that makes you sad that arent on your profile.
15. If I asked you out on a date would you accept? Be honest. Tell me why you gave your answer.
16. If you could find out the meaning of life would you want to know?
17. Would you mind growing up to be just like your Mother? or Father?
18. Whats the longest grudge you have ever held?
19. Have you ever used a pickupline? did it work?
20. Do you like yourself overall?
Thats all I got people.
Now go out and lick a strangers ear.
Incase you people missed it yesterday one last day of promotion. I made a group with Daliyah called The Dead Vagina Club its for guys and girls alike to talk about everyones favorite bodypart. With that said heres some random shit.
My babies daddy joined SG His name is Pervert drop by and say hello if you get a chance.
Some questions I'd like to know about you.
1. Have you ever seen a ghost?
2. Do you believe in Aliens from outer space?
3. Do you believe people have a soul?
4. If you were going to invent yourself as a cartoon superhero, what would your name be, what are your powers, what would your costume look like and what would your mode of transportation be? (car,flying,boat,etc?)
5. Do you relate more to Velma, Daphne, Fred or Shaggy
6. Whats your favorite Holiday?
7. If you could go back and relive one moment in your life what would it be?
8. If you believe you have a soul would you sell it to another person to have all your wishes comes true?
9. Whats the worst thing you have done to get attention from the opposite sex?
10. If you could be a "superstar" for one day who would it be?
11. Whats the worse thing you have ever said to a person to breakup with them?
12. If I told you I loved you would you believe me?
13. Have you ever told someone you loved them just cause they said it to you first?
14. Name 3 things that makes you sad that arent on your profile.
15. If I asked you out on a date would you accept? Be honest. Tell me why you gave your answer.
16. If you could find out the meaning of life would you want to know?
17. Would you mind growing up to be just like your Mother? or Father?
18. Whats the longest grudge you have ever held?
19. Have you ever used a pickupline? did it work?
20. Do you like yourself overall?
Thats all I got people.
Now go out and lick a strangers ear.
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2. Do you believe in Aliens from outer space? Yes
3. Do you believe people have a soul? Yes
4. If you were going to invent yourself as a cartoon superhero, what would your name be, what are your powers, what would your costume look like and what would your mode of transportation be? (car,flying,boat,etc?) I'd be like the incredibly lame girl. I'd wear what I do everyday, and drive a cool pimped out car....maybe a hurst, and for superpowers....I'd have stregnth, mind reading abilities.....and I could fly
5. Do you relate more to Velma, Daphne, Fred or Shaggy? None
6. Whats your favorite Holiday? Halloween - Christmas
7. If you could go back and relive one moment in your life what would it be? When I got kissed by Steve from Taproot
8. If you believe you have a soul would you sell it to another person to have all your wishes comes true? No
9. Whats the worst thing you have done to get attention from the opposite sex? Started yelling at someone
10. If you could be a "superstar" for one day who would it be? Shirley Manson
11. Whats the worse thing you have ever said to a person to breakup with them? I always get dumped
12. If I told you I loved you would you believe me? Yes because I know you do
13. Have you ever told someone you loved them just cause they said it to you first? Yes
14. Name 3 things that makes you sad that arent on your profile. War, Bush, and having to listen to the same 2 songs over and over again.
15. If I asked you out on a date would you accept? Be honest. Tell me why you gave your answer. Yes because you are so totally awesome and you always make me smile and/or laugh.
16. If you could find out the meaning of life would you want to know? No
17. Would you mind growing up to be just like your Mother? or Father? YES! I've spent the past 18 years trying not to.
18. Whats the longest grudge you have ever held? Um....-checks watch- Going on 3 years....I have a damn good reason too.
19. Have you ever used a pickupline? did it work? Yes, kinda.
20. Do you like yourself overall? Yes and No. Depends on what we're talking about.
And don't worry. I won't be driving in VA for quite sometime. I'm sticking to my neighborhood for right now haha.
1. No
2. This is tough to summarize. I believe there must be life in the universe. I dont believe any of the claims humans are making about them, though. They didnt land at Roswell. They dont suck cows guts out. They dont rectally probe anyone.
Its not that I think human beings are rampant liars (although they obviously are), its just that- reality check- why would advanced beings use all of that supposed physics-defying technology to come rectally examine people? . . . okay, fun, yes, but thats more like a human reason.
I think there might be experimental unmanned aircraft being tested on at Area 51. Any further ponderance or analysis makes me feel like a silly conspiracy nut.
3. Not really, but Im not trying to make any claims on anything religious-like.
4. I would be Gentle-Man. Dress in nice, beat-up clothes and have the ability to make a fabulously quotable witticism about any subject, under any circumstance, a la Quentin Crisp.
5. I probably bore most people like Fred. I would like to be an uber-hot lezzie like Velma, but that just isnt the case so I have to say I perceive myself as more Shaggy-like and in others eyes Im probably Fred minus the glamorous cravat. Maybe I should buy one.
6. Thanksgiving, Christmas. . . any holiday that gives you more than just one day off of work. I like Christmas decorations, for the most part. I think the plain-white icicle lights are a bit played-out, though. People probably think theyre classier than multi-colored lights.
7. I guess SEX would be a shallow answer?? Ive had a lot of fun times in life and dont really put any one of them way over the others. Im versatile; just any time I wasnt in pain or humiliation will do.
I was just re-reading this question- did you mean relive a moment to enjoy it or to change it? I first thought you meant the former. . .if its the latter, I would change as much as I could. Im not one of these drips who says, Oh, I wouldnt change anything, it has all made me who I am, blahblahblah. I cant stand when people say that. Its so goofily, lyingly Pollyannaish. I would try to do every last damn thing differently. Why would you take a magical opportunity to live life over again and do everything the same???
8. I dunno if I have a soul, but I think this questions, no offense, too speculative and lacking in particulars for me to answer. Sowwy.
9. I think I have yet to attract the attention of the opposite sex. When it happens, Ill let you know.
10. I would be Paris Hilton. See, she has money and (what I think are) good looks, but basically no other redeeming qualities. Everybody hates her because of this; I would be her and do likable things, such as sell all my diamonds and give the proceeds to the Natural Resources Defense Council, sell off everything else and give the money to Kill Rock Stars recording artists Deerhoof, and stop doing that goddamn pose where she tilts her head to one side and leers at the camera. As for the illicit internet porn, well umm, that might not end, so sorry. You still might see her/ me with a dick in my mouth in some illicit online video, occasionally. And obviously a fair amount of pussy in my mouth, too.
Actually, cancel all of that Id rather be Kelly Osbourne. Shes hotter, and has cooler parents. . . although I think her tattoos sugk azz. Maybe I could cover em up with some snazzy new Drive-By Truckers or Pavement tatts.
11. Aha! Finally something Ive never done wrong! Ive never done this.
12. Well, that would be nice. I think true love requires some indeterminate long time, or great deal of conversation and communication, to set in, but I dunno, thats me.
13. Kinda. I mean, I wasnt sure, but then I soon found out I meant it.
14. Job interviews make me more miserable than just about anything. I cant sell myself; I find the whole concept arrogant and repugnant. Im an okay worker; not the best youll find, not the worst. And the whole thing make me nervous as hell.
Of course, not being in a relationship with a lady, a real, totally-on, we-live-together relationship, makes me sad sometimes. . . but its the kinda thing I just dont feel is helped by blabbing about it. Some people blab about it til you wanna clobber them. I dont wanna be one of those people. . . and I have a possible, sorta-on relationship, anyway, but even if I didnt, I really dont want to complain about it and drive people insane.
People who come in at work. I dont think I mentioned that in my Profile. Some of them are loathsome. Whatre ya gonna do?
15. I would be flattered as hell, but I am trying to go out with someone as it is.
16. I dont think there is one. For moral people, its being moral. For immoral people, its exploiting everyone and everything. So I guess theres two meanings of life, depending on where you fall.
17. Im a pretty different person from them. I guess it would sound dickish to say no, but the answer is Im just not that similar to them.
18. I really dont know. Maybe hating the Yankees? I dont really watch baseball much anymore, but I still dont like them. Its a pretty minor thing, though.
19. No. . . and theres no way in hell itd have worked.
20. Yeah. I assume other folks dont like me, though.