Wow Wow Wow Wow!!!!!!!!
Last Night was fucking awesome!!!
Went to the SGVA Bowlaramadingdong, took the absolutely beautiful -funny -sexy-lushious- bootilicious-vivaciously lovely puresauciness She, my friends, kicks all kinds of ass. When we got there we headed for the pee room and came out to find Nirvana454 and Cheech waiting. After maybe 30 minutes of chat and a pitcher of beer (thanks Chris) in walks isadora and nomemolesta These girls are the hawtest!!! More talks and drinking and in walks DragonflyCQ This was the first time I had talked to any of these wonderful people other then Nirvana454 and puresauciness. They are all really kickass people. And DragonflyCQ has this killer tat on her lower back that made me want more work done.. Man I need to win the lottery. Sigh... Another 3 pitchers of beer were ordered (thanks Chris and Lashawna) and the madness ensued. There was a totally hot chick next to us who I just had to touch. And buy french fries for. Took a picture with her (will post if I get a chance)not to mention my gratuatious "accidental" drive-by tit rubbings to isadora and nomemolesta. Who am I kidding I think I gave accidental rubdowns to everyone. We admired balls, talked about the phalic symbols dealing with bowling pins and the vagina-est gutter symbols and watched isadora and nomemolesta make out and distract us from the event at hand. Watched the orange dyed Jessica Simpson sing, Saw Britany sing a couple times and to top it off Puresauciness shook her booty like she was walkin the cat walk. Girl on girl action, girl, girl, guy action, girl girl girl girl guy action and girl, girl ,girl, girl, girl action. Man a great time was had. After bowlaramadingdong we played pool. All with the exception of Cheech and Nirvana454 (ocassionally) we couldnt hit a ball to save ourselves. I think it took like 2 hours to play one game of pool cause we had a nice little show from Nomemolesta who had these cute Hello Kitty panties which when put by the corner pocket.. I nor anyone else could hit a ball to save our life then as if we werent tempted enough isadora or puresauciness would rub her boobalies and no tthat this was a bad thing but the game of pool became a "See who can distract who the most by using random body parts and sexual gestures to get the person to miss the shot.. It worked. All of us took turns distracting Nirvana454 from making shots by either rubbing the boobalies, grabbing someones ass or thanks to Nomemolesta and isadora some lovely makeout scenes. Can ya tell Im totally diggin these two little Nymps? I finally got ahold of puresauciness's boobies and got to rub on that fine ass of hers so I was a happy camper.. During this whole game of pool isadora and nomemolesta had a audience of 2 little hispanic men who thought they were sisters. Quite funny cause the guy probably had a stain in his pants the size of Montana by the time we were leaving. While standing at the door to pay for the game I told the little guy to breathe and that they actually were sisters and isnt it cool that they are so close to makeout like that. He then asked if I was thier Mother or some shit and I said I was thier Aunt, Nirvana454 was thier daddy and Puresauciness was thier momma he was like ahhh thats nice they are sisters.. We were all like what the fuck dude. It was so incredibly funny. Then we ended the night around 2:30 am and said our goodbyes. We walked to the jeep and the 2 little hispanic men pulled up beside us and asked us if they could go home with us. We're like dude we dont live around here and besides it would be a hell of a ride for you to come and get your ass kicked! (LoL Lashawna) Puresauciness and I drove the 2 hours home with great conversation. She is just totally fucking awesome I cant say enough good things about her. She is just to fucking cute for her own good. And her tits... good lord. I wanna die between them. Yummy. Cheech is the man he kicked our ass in bowling and pool he was the focused one. Hes got a great sense of humor as well. And well he brought his own ball. Gotta love a man who carries his balls in a bag.. Teehee. DragonflyCQ is a gorgeous soon to be SG just waiting for a set to be approved. *Crosses fingers* All in all It was a ab fab night. Hope you all had a great weekend.
Now go out and dry hump a stop sign.
Oh btw My Olsen Girls are legal now.. Just a matter of days before they do Porn!!!! woooooooooooooooot Wooooooooooooooooooot!
Started a new group with Daliyah called the Dead Vagina Club... Go join!!!!!!
Last Night was fucking awesome!!!
Went to the SGVA Bowlaramadingdong, took the absolutely beautiful -funny -sexy-lushious- bootilicious-vivaciously lovely puresauciness She, my friends, kicks all kinds of ass. When we got there we headed for the pee room and came out to find Nirvana454 and Cheech waiting. After maybe 30 minutes of chat and a pitcher of beer (thanks Chris) in walks isadora and nomemolesta These girls are the hawtest!!! More talks and drinking and in walks DragonflyCQ This was the first time I had talked to any of these wonderful people other then Nirvana454 and puresauciness. They are all really kickass people. And DragonflyCQ has this killer tat on her lower back that made me want more work done.. Man I need to win the lottery. Sigh... Another 3 pitchers of beer were ordered (thanks Chris and Lashawna) and the madness ensued. There was a totally hot chick next to us who I just had to touch. And buy french fries for. Took a picture with her (will post if I get a chance)not to mention my gratuatious "accidental" drive-by tit rubbings to isadora and nomemolesta. Who am I kidding I think I gave accidental rubdowns to everyone. We admired balls, talked about the phalic symbols dealing with bowling pins and the vagina-est gutter symbols and watched isadora and nomemolesta make out and distract us from the event at hand. Watched the orange dyed Jessica Simpson sing, Saw Britany sing a couple times and to top it off Puresauciness shook her booty like she was walkin the cat walk. Girl on girl action, girl, girl, guy action, girl girl girl girl guy action and girl, girl ,girl, girl, girl action. Man a great time was had. After bowlaramadingdong we played pool. All with the exception of Cheech and Nirvana454 (ocassionally) we couldnt hit a ball to save ourselves. I think it took like 2 hours to play one game of pool cause we had a nice little show from Nomemolesta who had these cute Hello Kitty panties which when put by the corner pocket.. I nor anyone else could hit a ball to save our life then as if we werent tempted enough isadora or puresauciness would rub her boobalies and no tthat this was a bad thing but the game of pool became a "See who can distract who the most by using random body parts and sexual gestures to get the person to miss the shot.. It worked. All of us took turns distracting Nirvana454 from making shots by either rubbing the boobalies, grabbing someones ass or thanks to Nomemolesta and isadora some lovely makeout scenes. Can ya tell Im totally diggin these two little Nymps? I finally got ahold of puresauciness's boobies and got to rub on that fine ass of hers so I was a happy camper.. During this whole game of pool isadora and nomemolesta had a audience of 2 little hispanic men who thought they were sisters. Quite funny cause the guy probably had a stain in his pants the size of Montana by the time we were leaving. While standing at the door to pay for the game I told the little guy to breathe and that they actually were sisters and isnt it cool that they are so close to makeout like that. He then asked if I was thier Mother or some shit and I said I was thier Aunt, Nirvana454 was thier daddy and Puresauciness was thier momma he was like ahhh thats nice they are sisters.. We were all like what the fuck dude. It was so incredibly funny. Then we ended the night around 2:30 am and said our goodbyes. We walked to the jeep and the 2 little hispanic men pulled up beside us and asked us if they could go home with us. We're like dude we dont live around here and besides it would be a hell of a ride for you to come and get your ass kicked! (LoL Lashawna) Puresauciness and I drove the 2 hours home with great conversation. She is just totally fucking awesome I cant say enough good things about her. She is just to fucking cute for her own good. And her tits... good lord. I wanna die between them. Yummy. Cheech is the man he kicked our ass in bowling and pool he was the focused one. Hes got a great sense of humor as well. And well he brought his own ball. Gotta love a man who carries his balls in a bag.. Teehee. DragonflyCQ is a gorgeous soon to be SG just waiting for a set to be approved. *Crosses fingers* All in all It was a ab fab night. Hope you all had a great weekend.
Now go out and dry hump a stop sign.
Oh btw My Olsen Girls are legal now.. Just a matter of days before they do Porn!!!! woooooooooooooooot Wooooooooooooooooooot!
Started a new group with Daliyah called the Dead Vagina Club... Go join!!!!!!
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"s5 said:
nothing creeps me out more than olsen twins appreciation threads. VH1 recently devoted an entire half hour segment to clever male comedians making witty remarks about 17 year old girls they're perving at, and it made my stomach churn a bit.
especially when it comes to the olsen twins. i have distinct memories of seeing them on full house for the first time, as BABIES. "