lilmissmorbid

1000 flies attached themselves to my legs last night and tried to eat me! My friend who I have known the better part of 26 years took me to this little crab shack/bar in woodbridge called "Tims by the Shore" Its this groovy little hole in the wall thats set on the water where you order fresh fish and corona's all night. They also have this thing called 40 shots on the reef which is a list of 40 shots and if you get through them all you get a free tshirt.. Big whoop. I romanced the #29 shot all night which was rum, grapefruit juice and cranberry juice. It kicked ass so yummmmmmy for meh tummy. I didnt mind the flys so much when im lit go figure. I ate oysters on the half shell and spiced shrimp that was as big as my thumb. All this overlooking the potomac river. We got a great seat that let in a breeze off the water and sat down for 4 hours of catching up, good drink, good food. If any of you live near woodbridge and need a place to go I suggest this place. It doesnt look like much but it rocks my socks. I'll definately be going back if only to try to win a tshirt. Cause Im cool like that.. yeah.. right. Nevermind the fact it looks like I have hives on my legs cause of all the damn fly bites.
Now as you all know from yesterday's journal entry I am writing a little story thingie to include all my friends from my friends list in this so here is the finale to my death.
Being overcome with sadness and grief arizonahotrock throws himself into the casket landing on me sending my vibrator, and cigarettes flying through the air, both landing in dharmabox 's lap. To which he replies "Hmmmmmmmmm?"
"She'll be back" jpguinness
"I guess that means no more dragon fuck fests" Stina
"I use to love her, but I had to kill her" Tootsiepop
"I skipped class for this?" Sinope
"Just so you know, Robert Smith is my babies daddy" xartificialnight (doh!)
"I wrote your obituary and won the pulitzer... Who's your daddy who's your daddy!" Zyon
"I invented a sex toy for men that works and now Im a gabillionare." urbandave
"I just thought it was another joke, I didnt know she meant dead -dead." Indigo_gurl
"Wheres babygirl at?" JikarX
"Where the hell am I and who the hell is she? madhatter32481
"I thought she got rid of that nasty itch" Damroze
"She was always jealous of my boobs" kittencore (oops my secrets out)
"Too much time on her hands that girl had" quixote327
"Is she writing about masturbation AGAIN in her journal?" 5alvani
"I've got papers to write is this gonna take long?" Groove
"Is there a cover charge?" jman76
"Sigh another one goes gray on my list" Petal
"Is there going to be a test on this stuff later?" Shewulf
"Are we there yet?" Jibaili

I really liked doing this I think I'm going to write a sexual adventure next time using all of you and your different personalities. 2 days 14 hours until the Olsen Twins 18th birthday Yayayayayayayayayaya!!!!!
SGVA is doing a bowlarama ding dong that i'm going to on Saturday. Myself and puresauciness will be riding together down. I am so psyched to meet her. Shes a beauty I hope I can keep my eyes on the road and not on her lucsiousness.
THIS JUST IN.....
i JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE BEASTIE BOYS AT THE 9:30 CLUB WOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT *HAPPY DANCES*