lilmissmorbid

So I set my backyard on fire last night and roasted some cicadas.
My neighbor and I are having so much fun with these little fuckers. She is the queen of mixed drinks and made jello shooters with 1 toasted cicada in the bottom of each glass. In order to slurp a shooter you had to eat the cicada. Ugh of course I did it. I couldnt let the boys one up me and drink up all the yummy goodness. The first shooter was the worst. I sucked all the jello down my throat but the cicada wouldnt swallow easy so I had to bite it.. It tasted like really bland peanut butter. Wasnt that bad until 5 shooters later I got a wing stuck between my teeth then the whole idea of eating a bug sunk in and I dunno if it was the alcohol or the bug but life started spinning in circles and yup momma puked her guts out. I was okay after about an hour so we decided to gather some cicadas into a pile and roast um we had prolly 30 or more and roasted them my neighbor took the bugs home with her Shes gonna freeze them for future use. (She eats bugs all the time shes a Dr of bugs at a College in Maryland)Anyways that was my fun.
So Ash and I are taking this class on Glass blowing/making. Basically we sit through a few nights of instruction then they release the hounds and we get to make our own shit out of handblown glass. We are making bongs and a huge hooka. The guy that instructs the class is a friend of Ash's and assured us as long as we dont get the glass too thin we could use it to smoke some 420 from. wooooot wooooooot.
Anyways people. Have a great week. Life is good, smile at someone you normally wouldnt and make thier day.



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