Things I want to do by Sunday
1. Ride a mechanical bull
20. Call my manager a asshole and quit
26. Dear Dork, I wanna fuck you like an animal Love, Dumbass
What would you like to do by Sunday?
I took out the things I have done so far:
2. Buy a 6 pack of vaseline from 7/11 (thanks Nirvana454) (they really do come in 6 packs but now I have 6 8oz jars of vaseline.....)
3. Stomped on 7 cicada's 6 more to go
4. Buy gas less then $2.07 (I got it for $1.97 woooot woooot)
9. Pour salt in his wounds (Vengence is sweet)
11. Give myself a hug then masturbate to pictures of the Olsen twins (nothing to say other than I'm obsessed)
12. Stick my tongue out at a child and make faces back (I pressed my face to my jeep window and stuck my tongue out at a 4 year old.. Yeah Im special like that)
13.13. Go driving for the hell of it (see 12)
16. Laugh (thats a given)
18. Buy some lollipops (I was diagnosed with a oral fixation)
19. Smile at a guy ( I did this alot today.. what is it with summer weather all the dirty boys come out to play)
22. Break in my new bong (thanks Ash) (I plan on breaking it in all weekend too)
25. Make many Doctor appointments (been there see #18)
28. Wash my jeep (all shiney and black now)
29. Whistle ( I watched Breakfast Club and joined in)
30. Grab someones ass in a elevator (it wasnt a total grab more like a subtle bump and grope but I did it damnit and that made me smile and its all about me today)
More shit I got done last night
3. Stomp on 6 cicada's( I love hearing them pop and splat green ooze)
6. Drink Mimosa's with Ash until 4am (bad breakup had to nurse wounds last night but we broke in the bong also so woooot wooot)
7. Buy 2 new bras (uh yay me?)
8. Eat dinner in a nice resturant(Tootsie took me out to lunch at a French place it was nice)
10. Flash an old man my titties (it wasnt an old man it was a school bus full of kids then I got stopped at a red light and the bus pulled up along side us and Ash and I sat there listening to them yell and whistle woot wooooot I love boys!)
14. Buy 3 lottery tickets and win (I bought 5 and lost damn it!)
21. Give a homeless person some money ( I also gave him what I had left in my pack of smokes. His sign said "Im hungry Im poor and Im tired please help.." So I did.)
23. Turn the tv off all weekend (so far so good)
24. Eat carbohydrates ( got the munchies and Ash and I dogged a bag of combos)
Its sunday morning heres my list of shit I did yesterday
5. Get rug burn on my knees(not as exciting as I would have liked.. I fell and slid on carpet.. Hard to do? not when your tumblina)
15. Pierce my lip (Now I have angelina jolie lips they are so swollen..)
17. Make a sexual prank call (mmmm I do so have a sexy 900 voice)
27. Take nekkid pictures of myself (Uh huh will be posting soon)
So I guess doing 27 out of 30 things is Okay in my book. Take care peeps new journal entry tomorrow.
20 days, 13 hours, 17 minutes left until the Olsen twins' 18th Birthday!
The its Porn time woooooot wooooot!
1. Ride a mechanical bull
20. Call my manager a asshole and quit
26. Dear Dork, I wanna fuck you like an animal Love, Dumbass
What would you like to do by Sunday?
I took out the things I have done so far:
2. Buy a 6 pack of vaseline from 7/11 (thanks Nirvana454) (they really do come in 6 packs but now I have 6 8oz jars of vaseline.....)
3. Stomped on 7 cicada's 6 more to go
4. Buy gas less then $2.07 (I got it for $1.97 woooot woooot)
9. Pour salt in his wounds (Vengence is sweet)
11. Give myself a hug then masturbate to pictures of the Olsen twins (nothing to say other than I'm obsessed)
12. Stick my tongue out at a child and make faces back (I pressed my face to my jeep window and stuck my tongue out at a 4 year old.. Yeah Im special like that)
13.13. Go driving for the hell of it (see 12)
16. Laugh (thats a given)
18. Buy some lollipops (I was diagnosed with a oral fixation)
19. Smile at a guy ( I did this alot today.. what is it with summer weather all the dirty boys come out to play)
22. Break in my new bong (thanks Ash) (I plan on breaking it in all weekend too)
25. Make many Doctor appointments (been there see #18)
28. Wash my jeep (all shiney and black now)
29. Whistle ( I watched Breakfast Club and joined in)
30. Grab someones ass in a elevator (it wasnt a total grab more like a subtle bump and grope but I did it damnit and that made me smile and its all about me today)
More shit I got done last night
3. Stomp on 6 cicada's( I love hearing them pop and splat green ooze)
6. Drink Mimosa's with Ash until 4am (bad breakup had to nurse wounds last night but we broke in the bong also so woooot wooot)
7. Buy 2 new bras (uh yay me?)
8. Eat dinner in a nice resturant(Tootsie took me out to lunch at a French place it was nice)
10. Flash an old man my titties (it wasnt an old man it was a school bus full of kids then I got stopped at a red light and the bus pulled up along side us and Ash and I sat there listening to them yell and whistle woot wooooot I love boys!)
14. Buy 3 lottery tickets and win (I bought 5 and lost damn it!)
21. Give a homeless person some money ( I also gave him what I had left in my pack of smokes. His sign said "Im hungry Im poor and Im tired please help.." So I did.)
23. Turn the tv off all weekend (so far so good)
24. Eat carbohydrates ( got the munchies and Ash and I dogged a bag of combos)
Its sunday morning heres my list of shit I did yesterday
5. Get rug burn on my knees(not as exciting as I would have liked.. I fell and slid on carpet.. Hard to do? not when your tumblina)
15. Pierce my lip (Now I have angelina jolie lips they are so swollen..)
17. Make a sexual prank call (mmmm I do so have a sexy 900 voice)
27. Take nekkid pictures of myself (Uh huh will be posting soon)
So I guess doing 27 out of 30 things is Okay in my book. Take care peeps new journal entry tomorrow.
20 days, 13 hours, 17 minutes left until the Olsen twins' 18th Birthday!
The its Porn time woooooot wooooot!
VIEW 25 of 62 COMMENTS
iyce:
..you say "woot..woot"...that's so cute.. 
lucifersmile:
Good work girl, you are my hero.