lilmissmorbid

So, another boring day at work so what do Ash and I decide to do.. Focus on enlarging our tits through latex water balloons. They should not pair us together at work but thank god they do. So okay heres the story.. Ash and I have wanted big titties for the longest time but both of us are too cheap/poor to have the surgery. So we keep trying methods to enlarge them cheaply. First we tried socks, Then duct taping them now we hit the motherload with Latex helium balloons. It actually kicked ass. We filled the balloons up with water to our desired level of firmness and inserted them in our bras! Blamo!!! Insta-boobies!! I took some pics of what mine looked like before the water boobies and after they were inserted in my bra. We wore them the whole day at work and woot wooot did we get the stares from our male customers.. Only trouble we had with it was the Jiggle swishy noises it made when we walked it made it sound like we were at a beach hearing waves wash on shore.. Only thing missing was the sand. We laughed so hard at ourselves when one of us passed each other that it didnt matter. We also named our tits today I named mine Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen after my favorite soon to be porn stars and she named hers Nikki and Paris Hilton after the infamous sisters. I swear I am obsessed with my tits. I love them. I love feeling them, licking them, pinching them and having all the above done to them. Not to be forgotten the all mighty biting. Mmmmmm
So have any of you have ever heard of the Vagina Monologue? I want to do one called the Titty Dialogue. I think tits get such a bad rap. I want to bring back the titty and boobie love like never before.
Embrace my breasts and have fun with them. I want them to be as excited to see me when I get home as my puppy.
So here are some names I have heard tits called over the few years.. If theres any I have left out.. Fill me in..
Tits, breasts, knockers, Breastisis, Gazongas, Torpedos, Fun Bags, Personal Pillows, Rack, Hooters, Headlights, Melons, boobs/boobies, Mammaries,Jugs,
Bazookers, Nips, Coconuts, Rascals, Cushions, Dirty Pillows, Bouncing Betties, Bust, Chest, Pacifiers,
Bosoms, Bouncy Castles, Puppies, Chubbas, and Chebs.

Now question for you all Have you ever stuffed any area of your body to make it look bigger?


Joke for the day:
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.







Oh I made a new group called Crank Calls