lilmissmorbid

God, This weekend sucked major amounts of stinky fermented ass. Tattoo is rescheduled for next Saturday cause I had to work.. Hense, worked all weekend, I made a coworker cry (unintentionally), and to top off the weekend my drivers side door window is broke so theres a piece of wood holding up the window until I can replace the inside mechanics. Which will set me back about $200. I have a bottle of Canadian Ice wine thats chilling in my fridge I think Im gonna open it, pack a bowl and pretend this weekend never happened. Only good side to this weekend was masturbation got cancelled due to sex.
Life was good for a few hours.
Joke for the weekend. Why did Barbie get kicked out of the toybox?
She kept sitting on Pinnochios face moaning "lie to me lie to me"