Dear Fuckers,
You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And I'll fuckin' always be there, Cause I give a fuck, and a half.
I think more people should talk like this. Non essential curse words in a ode to meh friends rule.
Masterbation scheduled for 7 pm tonight.
You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And I'll fuckin' always be there, Cause I give a fuck, and a half.
I think more people should talk like this. Non essential curse words in a ode to meh friends rule.
Masterbation scheduled for 7 pm tonight.
jake1030:
barney was a name before a big purple dinosour.....anyways my tool just sits collecting dust and that fucker still has done nothing for me.and by the way its "masturbation"....and how did it go?my masturbation is gonna start around midnight. yay masturbation!!!as for norah jones. she does some good songs. but the real reason ive gotten into her is one shes really sexy two she does mellow songs 3 its been so long since ive been laid i day dream some of the songs she sings to me. deep down i must be gay.
jake1030:
is shes singing to me i kinda pissed her off in the past year.haha. im glad masturbation is a hobby. its one of my favorite pastimes. not much done since i work alot again which is kinda good and bad...