lilitu23

Well, today I turned 51 years old, and I didn't get laid. I got a card and a check from my mom, and I got a card and a check and some clothes I'll never wear from my dad, and a whole lot of happy birthday wishes on my Facebook profile, but I didn't get laid. It's been four years and four months since the...
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Once again, my clear and placid spirit is disturbed by impure thoughts of lesbians with arcane devices, prodding and persuading me to participate in vile, unnatural rites of unspeakable depravity...

I have fallen down and I can't get up...

Follow the black kitty cat into the giant pink cotton candy vagina!

Sometimes, this life leaves a lot to be desired...