Well, today I turned 51 years old, and I didn't get laid. I got a card and a check from my mom, and I got a card and a check and some clothes I'll never wear from my dad, and a whole lot of happy birthday wishes on my Facebook profile, but I didn't get laid. It's been four years and four months since the last time I got laid.
I guess I could've emptied out my checking account and gone out and spent $400 on a nice hooker, or found a crack whore in the Tenderloin for $50 a throw, but I don't know... I never really liked the idea of paying someone to have sex with me, and most of the times I tried it, it was less than satisfying.
Another year older, and another notch further down on the sexual desirability scale... Anyone want to get it on with a 51-year-old MTF goth tranny? No? I didn't think so...
Go ahead and feel sorry for me. Yeah, come on now. Knock yourself out...
I guess I could've emptied out my checking account and gone out and spent $400 on a nice hooker, or found a crack whore in the Tenderloin for $50 a throw, but I don't know... I never really liked the idea of paying someone to have sex with me, and most of the times I tried it, it was less than satisfying.
Another year older, and another notch further down on the sexual desirability scale... Anyone want to get it on with a 51-year-old MTF goth tranny? No? I didn't think so...
Go ahead and feel sorry for me. Yeah, come on now. Knock yourself out...
luciefurr:
Well I would say happy birthday, but that would be pretty assholey of me. :hug:
lilitu23:
thank you for your kind attention...