Someone Web MD my symptoms and tell me my diagnosis.
Nausea, throbbing joints (specifically knees), fever, lethargy and my skin feels like how I imagine a cactus feels when you put pressure on its quills.
Got it? Nausea, joint pain, fever, lethargy and irritated cactus skin.
Go!
matt_francis:
Sounds like Scurvy. You're not a Pilgrim are you?
lilijean:
Ooooo. Scurvy. I think that's the closest yet @mattfrancis