lilijean

I have collected a number of things that have made me laugh over the last 12 months or so.

Things that people have said or funny emails I've received. An interaction I have with a friend or family member.
I started saving the emails or documenting the things I've heard and filing them in a folder titled, Overheard.


Sometimes I read them. And laugh.
Today I did that.

Here are a couple gems.


Christmas Crimes (I'm not an asshole. I laughed at her, but she was laughing too. She knows how ridiculous she is)
Girl: I have been the victim of a hate crime!
Me <laughing>: oh man I can't wait! <more laughing> ok go, tell me.
G: No one sits at my desk. EVER. And yesterday someone sat there and bent my Christmas tree in half. And left my Santa upside down!



Coconut Nightmares I cannot have coconut.
I had an Almond Joy bar, and there's coconut in there, and in my dream, I was dismembering Marlena from Days of Our Lives in the upstairs of someone's house.
Then the other night, I had real coconut and I dreamt I was on the battlefield killing people.
What if I was sleep walking?!?! So of course, I go into my daughter's room when I woke up to make sure she was ok.
Then I had a dream that my husband was with that girl <points to a girl at work> and she was carrying my baby in her arms! It was devastating!
I'm never eating coconut again in my life. And I love coconut.