I'm really bored right now so I thought I would just post some random things. I'll number each one, I don't know why I just want to.
1. In 20 years will suicide girls have an anniversary and they'll do a photo shoot of the original girls? It sounds hot but think about it, some of them will have saggy boobs, other scars from birth and other such injuries, missing legs, arms, eyes, some in wheelchairs, others 400 pounds heavier. Fuck it does sound hot.......I can't wait!
2. "no one wants to see me get naked.........except that blind girl down the street but she's blind" It's very true trust me.
3. Why do I keep having this odd fantasy of watching a porn one day where the vagina actually bits off a guys dick and then eats it. You know as pay back for all the times he just went in without asking.
4. "Save a bagel, eat a jew" Oh you know it's funny
5. Why do girls always have to tell me "lets just be friends"? Why can't they tell me the truth, which is "your fucking ugly and when I think about you I die a little inside" I believe we should be honest and well that is honest.
6.If one masturbates to a suicide girl and she gets pregnant and doesn't know the daddy can she bring you in to take a test because she believes your cum traveled through the internet and landed in between her legs?
7. Why do I make little kids cry? Is it because of the way I look or because I shatter all of their hopes and dreams and then punch them right in the face because fuck I really don't like kids.
8. If a girl shows me her boobs are actually talks to me will she get 20 bucks? You bet your sweet ass she will!
Alright I'm done now, I hope I just wasted a minute of your life.......but you laughed about it. Until next time tip your waiter and um.........talk to me before they put me back in the straight jacket
1. In 20 years will suicide girls have an anniversary and they'll do a photo shoot of the original girls? It sounds hot but think about it, some of them will have saggy boobs, other scars from birth and other such injuries, missing legs, arms, eyes, some in wheelchairs, others 400 pounds heavier. Fuck it does sound hot.......I can't wait!
2. "no one wants to see me get naked.........except that blind girl down the street but she's blind" It's very true trust me.
3. Why do I keep having this odd fantasy of watching a porn one day where the vagina actually bits off a guys dick and then eats it. You know as pay back for all the times he just went in without asking.
4. "Save a bagel, eat a jew" Oh you know it's funny
5. Why do girls always have to tell me "lets just be friends"? Why can't they tell me the truth, which is "your fucking ugly and when I think about you I die a little inside" I believe we should be honest and well that is honest.
6.If one masturbates to a suicide girl and she gets pregnant and doesn't know the daddy can she bring you in to take a test because she believes your cum traveled through the internet and landed in between her legs?
7. Why do I make little kids cry? Is it because of the way I look or because I shatter all of their hopes and dreams and then punch them right in the face because fuck I really don't like kids.
8. If a girl shows me her boobs are actually talks to me will she get 20 bucks? You bet your sweet ass she will!
Alright I'm done now, I hope I just wasted a minute of your life.......but you laughed about it. Until next time tip your waiter and um.........talk to me before they put me back in the straight jacket