lilamay

i stole this from mercie. i had to. i'm a survey whore.

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?

yeah, i have. but most of the time, if i see a bag in the road or something i wonder if there's kittens in there. seriously.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?

no thanks.

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?

i really don't know...i haven't done a whole lot of drugs. i'll go with coke, even though i've never done it. it just seems "glamourous".

{4} shot or stabbed?

shoot me.

{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?

asphyxiated.

{6} drowned or buried alive?

oooh, tough choice. i guess drowned. i'd at least be somewhere i enjoy, in the water.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?

blunt force trauma to the head. i imagine that would knock me out right away. crushed to death seems kinda like it would hurt more.

{8} poisoned or overdosed?

overdose. you'd at least most likely have a good high at first.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away at you

flesh melting virus. it might be interesting to watch happen.

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?

overdose. it starts out pleasurable at least.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?

i agree with mercie, alone.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?

oh intentionally. then i'd have reason to come back from the dead and haunt them.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?

hitman. i think the serial killer thing would be a long torturous process that i'd rather not take part in.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?

car crash. there's too much time to think "i'm going to die!" in a plane crash.

{15} killed in your home or away from home?

away. i don't want a mess made here.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?

in my sleep.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?

i don't really care.

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?

cremated. or donated to science. people can cut me up and look at my insides if they wish.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church -

that's fine. i don't like churches. i'd probably want it outside someplace.

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?

faith no more's "take this bottle", something from bjork, something from damien rice, denali's "gunner" and "time away" and johnny cash's "we'll meet again" and "streets of laredo", and some m83 too.

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?

my tokyo hoodie, favorite jeans, and my chucks.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?

who ever is most important in my life at the time. but i'd like my closest friends to all say something too.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?

don't be all mopey! seriously. i know people'll cry. but i want people to remember me happily and have a good time and party it up. life's too short to remember someone so sadly.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or rememberd and hated?

remembered and hated.

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?

yeah, i don't want either. i don't wanna be alone. fuck that. but i don't wanna leave anyone heartbroken. but i think someone will be broken hearted no matter what or who, so i'll go with the broken hearted mate choice.