So yeah, I take a break from college work to check my emails, & I see I have a message from my msn profile. So I open it & read it.
hey what up girl!! my name is skip. im a really fun and cool dude from san diego california, the second largest and most party city in california . im 25. tall dark and semigoodlooking. i live at the beach. im into cars and photography. i saw your cool profile and pic and thought you were interesting. hey england aint so far away, my friend from heanor used to come here all the time. she loved it here. will you please add me to your list? and will you please write me back so we can get to know eachother? ill send you pics when i hear from you,okay? im not fat or ugly so dont worry about that. well i hope we can be relly good friends in the future. see ya!!! love always, Skip.
Love always?
I mean how desperate is he? Cant he find someone in the whole of California?
Soyeah, I've taken down my profile. I get nothing but messages from the dregs of society.
It was worse when I had a face party profile *shudder*
I had at least 2 messages from different guys who where into dressing up in ladies clothing for sexual gratification & felt obliged to share this with me in their first message.
I mean Im pretty damn tolerant of fetishes n stuff, but do they seriously think Im gunna be grateful if they write something like 'Hey Im brad, I like to sallotape gerbils to my nuts while I pop one off in front of my grandma' & for me to think 'gee he sounds like a neat guy!'
That is all.
hey what up girl!! my name is skip. im a really fun and cool dude from san diego california, the second largest and most party city in california . im 25. tall dark and semigoodlooking. i live at the beach. im into cars and photography. i saw your cool profile and pic and thought you were interesting. hey england aint so far away, my friend from heanor used to come here all the time. she loved it here. will you please add me to your list? and will you please write me back so we can get to know eachother? ill send you pics when i hear from you,okay? im not fat or ugly so dont worry about that. well i hope we can be relly good friends in the future. see ya!!! love always, Skip.
Love always?
I mean how desperate is he? Cant he find someone in the whole of California?
Soyeah, I've taken down my profile. I get nothing but messages from the dregs of society.
It was worse when I had a face party profile *shudder*
I had at least 2 messages from different guys who where into dressing up in ladies clothing for sexual gratification & felt obliged to share this with me in their first message.
I mean Im pretty damn tolerant of fetishes n stuff, but do they seriously think Im gunna be grateful if they write something like 'Hey Im brad, I like to sallotape gerbils to my nuts while I pop one off in front of my grandma' & for me to think 'gee he sounds like a neat guy!'
That is all.
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stepper71:
You should hook this guy up with the men who dress as ladies for sexual gratification -they'r all so lonely- they could play dress up together and talk about how nonfat and nonugly they are, .. but leave the gerbils out of it! (gerbils get no respect! HA!) 
jolly:
hello to u too