lil_billy_ben

Good morning.

I had the fuxin' weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that shape-shifting aliens were invading. In the dream (just like in movies) the government had no idea the aliens were invading. The creepiest thing about these aliens was that their larva, you know, the baby aliens looked like sugar cookies. So any cookie could be an alien.


I love having weird dreams. So,...
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HOLY SHIT!!! It feels good to sleep in, well it's finaly my day off. I'm not even gonna lift a finger, it will be a long day of lazyassin' it.

It should be a good day, I got the one and only klonopin_chugger commin over today. Tonight we're watching the Royal Rumble.

Not much to say, life's pretty boring.

Me and klonopin_chugger are starting a...
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Holy shit!!!


I've been busy as hell, I might even have to drop some classes. I got home from school just drained last night.


I went with klonopin_chugger to the policy councel meeting we go to every other month. They always say stuff like "we're soooo glad your here" or "we need your insight". Here's the problem, our offical title is Youth Representitive but we...
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Hey,

Well, I was supposed to go to the shooting range with my friend Joe today but I guess the range is closed on Sundays. Sux ass. *let's out the scream of a madman* The other problem is Sundays are Joes only free day.

Me and Maxine got into a fight this morning, I even used the old "I pay the bills around here!" line....
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Last night I was cooking bacon on the stovetop and I put hotsauce on the bacon (I put it on everything) and I accidentily inhailed the air rising from the pan and my boogers stung and tasted spicy

Been a good few days, I saw Freddy Vs. Jason last night...It was cool but I still expected more. I start school tomarrow.

I was riding my...
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So, it's been good times over here at the Billy_Ben and Maxine house. Bishop is here and tonight we are going to plunder the old indian haunted house, klonopin_chugger won't be coming though because he's sick. However I invited Andrew, Billy Dan and Bishop's girlfriend Megan.

I got a new webcam yesterday I can now get naked online.

Not much else to report.

Drug Fact...
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"Well, you know what I say about kids, they're all pink on the inside"


Good morning. I'm very mush looking foward to Saterday cause me , Maxine, Billy Dan and klonopin_chugger are going to break into a haunted indian house.

Today I'm just doing my workout and reading my new book, witch by the way is awesome. Did you know that someone can be turned...
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Welcome to the land of elves......

NEW PICS ALERT!!!

Well I got most of the books I'll need for the next semester of school. Me and klonopin_chugger went to get our books at the same time and on the way we ran into our friend Andrew. So we hung out with him for awhile. I got the pictures from new years eve.

Tomarrow I have...
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"Your jello eating days are over!!!"

Good morning. I wake up earlier and earlier without being able to fall back asleep.....I think I'm going mad. I'm already thinking about what would be fun to do this weekend. hmmmmm.


My friend Bishop has become homeless so I'm letting him crash at my house tonight. Don't have much to say today.

Not leaving the house today unless...
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Tell me about Jenny!!!


Well, I'm tired as fuck, yesterday was quite exausting. Me and klonopin_chugger went to San Fran with Bishop and his girlfriend yesterday. Klonopin_Chugger finished off the last roll of film, so now you guys just need to bug him about developing em', cause if all the pics turn out there should be some goooooood shots. Also, I had Persian food for...
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