Batman to the rescue!!! 
No, it's not me. this is my girlfriend Maxine. Holy crap, she looks like a fat slop o' shit in this picture. Da' pics preaty old just imagine her with short perple hair (chuckle) about 50lbs. less(chuckle)
It's all good she would agree with me.
You people should consiter yourselves lucky cause I'm about to tell you somthing that most of my close friends don't...
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giga_geo:
me and my ex (who is now my roomate) met in high school in chem class... he was squirting me with water.. and i spilled his acid. oh man, we are so nerdy.
rocket2:
i was at a camp for writers at 16, he was the councelor. i walked by and he says "hellooooooo! 
" i gave him the sex eye, and he chased me around the whole month i was there. we first kissed on a swing tied to a tree at dusk. romantic ehhh?
" i gave him the sex eye, and he chased me around the whole month i was there. we first kissed on a swing tied to a tree at dusk. romantic ehhh?Alright people, it's been a very boring day and I have nothing to report other than me and my girlfriend (Maxine) are looking for a new place to live.
Go ahead and ask me questions, whatever you want to know. I'll probably answer them.
This is Benjamin
AKA bloodandlager
AKA Dr. Bottle
AKA bruteforce sayin' over and out...
Alright , go ahead and leave your...
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Go ahead and ask me questions, whatever you want to know. I'll probably answer them.
This is Benjamin
AKA bloodandlager
AKA Dr. Bottle
AKA bruteforce sayin' over and out...
Alright , go ahead and leave your...
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user8935778:
i wish i was taller.
obsidian_:
omg your a drag queen..yay....and even thought it doesn't snow in the bay area..it snows here and i don't dig it
Yesterday was preaty cool, me and some friends went to see Gangs of New York. I thaught it was preaty cool, alot of violence. I know I used to fuckin' hate Leo Dicraprio, but ever since I saw Basketball diaries I respect him as an actor. Must be hard to redeme yourself for a movie like Titanic but so farr he seems to be doing...
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debrajean:
Thank you, that was very nice.
obsidian_:
ha ha someone has a crush on leo...
NA-NA,NA-NA-NA-NA HEY HEY HEY GOOD BYE(toxins) Well the good news is that I believe allmost all the toxins arer out of my body. I never thaught I'd say this but it feels preaty good to be sober again. Oh, shit it's thursday that means Nick and Maxine are gonna want to get fucked up again.....
The bad news is that in ether the intergender wrestling...
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clovesbud:
I'm 34, so refresh my memory, is school as fuckin' weak as I remember?
Actually, one of my very best friends is 18 and she tells me all her school horror stories.
Stay in school>>>then stay away. It's evil.
Actually, one of my very best friends is 18 and she tells me all her school horror stories.
Stay in school>>>then stay away. It's evil.
rocket2:
so come on ben! post a new entry dawg! uhh. . . i mean master.
HOLY SHIT,DUDE!!! 
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giga_geo:
completely agreed.
happy new year
happy new year
obsidian_:
ha ha ha I think i'm immune to hangovers....be envious!...or maybe i'm just that much of a lush...good thing considering i was int he car for 7 freakin hours today.....having a john denver singalong..no less....are you jealous?
words of advice from John Denver........"There is only 2 things that money can't buy, and that's true love and Homegrown tomatos..."
and don't you forget that........EVER!
words of advice from John Denver........"There is only 2 things that money can't buy, and that's true love and Homegrown tomatos..."
and don't you forget that........EVER!
Me and my homie Nick are gettin preped for a crazy-ass new year celabration. Today we baught 12 40oz. buzzbombs,4 cartons of dirt-sticks, we still need to buy 20 grams of weed, another 12 buzzbombs and pizza and get the hotel room. 
Today we baught 12 40oz. buzzbombs,4 cartons of dirt-sticks, we still need to buy 20 grams of weed, another 12 buzzbombs and pizza and get the hotel room. 
big_baby_satan:
All you need now is a Pony and a migget and you'll have the best new years ever
Have a Happy New Year!
Have a Happy New Year!
clovesbud:
Buzzbombs and dirtsticks. That's classic. Yer gonna be soooo by the end of the night.
Kick ass!!
Happy New Year...
by the end of the night.
Kick ass!!
Happy New Year...
Me and my homie Nick are gettin preped for a crazy-ass new year celabration. Today we baught 12 40oz. buzzbombs,4 cartons of dirt-sticks, we still need to buy 20 grams of weed, another 12 buzzbombs and pizza and get the hotel room.
Today we baught 12 40oz. buzzbombs,4 cartons of dirt-sticks, we still need to buy 20 grams of weed, another 12 buzzbombs and pizza and get the hotel room. very high
slightly drunk
waiting for the pizza to get here
broken and bursed from a long night of intergender wrestling
it all ends tomarrow 
Tell me some of your best yo' mama jokes.
slightly drunk
waiting for the pizza to get here
broken and bursed from a long night of intergender wrestling
it all ends tomarrow
Tell me some of your best yo' mama jokes.
grayblue:
the name change? somtimes it's just necesarry to.. shall we say... drop the pretense, and switch to something more natural.
besisdes, YOU"RE ONE TO TALK bloodandlager m'boy.
besisdes, YOU"RE ONE TO TALK bloodandlager m'boy.
johnnyfive:
your mama's so stupid...she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
your mama's so fat...it takes her two trips to haul ass.
your mama's so old....she sat behind Jesus in 2nd grade.
your mama's so fat...it takes her two trips to haul ass.
your mama's so old....she sat behind Jesus in 2nd grade.
One of my roommates threw a party at our house last night(hot girls beer, weed). Tired as hell, feel like I'm getting sick, more drinking and illicit drug use lined up for today. Mondays gonna suck
So what do you people like best about going to partys at other peoples houses? 
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obsidian_:
don't get me wrong..I love retail...I just did waitress cause I got paid twice as much...but now that I"m bartending I"m back to a retail salary....and work my ass of unlike while doing retail I pretty much sat behind the counter on a box and did nothing....why won't the money fairy bring me a big money tree?
grayblue:
not having to clean up afterwars, or having to worry about what happens if the cops get called.
I'm hella happy, cause my friend Mowhawk-John is gonna stay at my house this weekend.
Would you people rather listen to nothing but the Safety dance for 40 days and nights OR eat nothing but SPAM for 40 days and nights?
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grayblue:
safety dance. i could plus my ears. but the spam.... no way. no FUCKING way.
obsidian_:
dear lord i think i was on crack when i wrote what i wrote...I mean mr spelling bee should be on my ass for that"!
R.I.P
BLOODANDLAGER
BLOODANDLAGER
oh and 3 hours is not long for a movie...it went by so fast....
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