lil_tuffy

Lil Tuffy's Rules: Part One

01. Do not sleep* with men.
02. Do not sleep* near men.
03. Do not sleep* with people who wrote poetry or consider themselves 'actors.'
04. Do not sleep* with people who refer to themselves in the third person.


*Sleep has many meanings. Here, sleep means everything except the actual true definition of inncoent slumber.

Ummm. yeah. So weirdness.

I bartended tonight. that weird lady from the other night came in again. She kept asking the waitress about me. Told me she'd see me Tuesday. Ick.

So if that wasn't weird enough, I get home and all of the sudden I start getting IM'd by someone. Whatever. It's late. For a lark, I responds.
A few greetings are exchange and...
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I had a much better night at he bar tonight. Made some creal money for a change.

I suffered through oneof the most annoying xmas partoes ever. I'll write about it tomorrow. ot was amazingly bad.

I cannot believe I'm still awake. I'm probably siffering from dimentia at this point.

so the other night my drunk friend gave me a titty twister and it still hurts.

Here is my halloween costume. I'm a hair farmer. A hessian. A white trash dreamboat.

I'll be out in the Regal SS waiting for you.

jeez. I'm effing beat.

that dang Indiana Jones ride knocked my spine outta place.

LA sure is a funny lil town. People live to far apart.

Some people are nice. Some aren't. There sure are a lot of people and it seems they all need to drive places at the same time I do.

SGLA - Thanks for the fun. It was magical.

Yay me. I sold a few posters last night and people seemed to like 'em lots, either that or they had no problem lying right to my face.

But more importantly, three other bands asked me to posters and I'm going to be talking to a huge poster shop about miding the presses when they go to Europe.

Anyway, I'm so happy that I'm finally...
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Thing that I like:

I like that someone is coming to visit me.

I like that feeling when you wake up on cold morning and your bed feels just right. The down comforter is just the right temp and the pillows are just lumpy enough and the cat is puring in the crook of your arm.

I like that when I fart my dogs gives...
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I pulled the dollrods posters last night and they turned out pretty good. My back is super killing me now and my fingers are covered in ink.

After some initial controversy, my Bellrays poster was given the go ahead.

http://www.mj12.net/terrence/postershow/bellrays.gif

I've been thinking about quitting drinking for a month. I wonder if I can do it.

My neck and back are so sore and achy and I dunno why. I need a massage like it's nobodies bidness.

I haven't been this ouchy in awhile.

I have no cell phone no more. At least for now.

If you need to reach me, please use telepathy.

If the line is busy, it's because I'm cruising the astral plane.