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ya. simpsons renewed through 2005.

doh!
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jordyn:
the greatest under rated political and social satire of our time. yay so happy!
earplug6947:
well, there hasn't been a memorable episode since frank grimes, pt. 1, but ok.
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my head be hurting.

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tib0r:

dude, my *brain* be hurting

giga_geo:
*sooth* (or tries to... then just gives you a valium)
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So my buddy, Mississippi Mike Wolf, lived with this guy and occassionally played country music with him. They didn't like each other too much and with each passing day, their hatred grew like a hairy wart on a witches tit.

Finally, the bubble burst and it came to fisticuffs. Mike dropped his geetar and grabbed the other feller's squeezebox and they gave it a good...
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jason:
i guess hellraising only kicks ass sometimes.
my uncle was a country star and i used to roadie for him in the summers. he was a hothead. if i didnt roll cables properly, id get a grand ole beatdown. now when i see tangled cables, i freak out and fix them.
good luck to country mike, not the beastie, but your friend.
meempants:
Man, I wish had a friend with a name like that. I did know this guy called "Naked Jake" who was from Mississippi. A beer-drinkin', acid-droppin', mullet-havin', roof-jumpin' while naked (hence the name) computer science nerd, of all things. Interesting guy. I wonder if he's still alive?
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Who wants Trident?
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miffy:
that stuff is gross!
coco:
I do! I do!

Oh, someone already said that. What, you have nothing better to say today? Silly boy.
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Well. If anyone listens to Forum on KQED, I was on air this morning plugging my bar.

fun fun.

:tuffy:
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likittysplit:
sorry i missed it.....
mohollyweird:
Dear Huge and Tender: I heard You offer that jerk help with putting a photo on this site in our personals profiles...can you help out a guy You actually like? I can't do it frum My old machine, but I can send You stuff!!!
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Ok. Time to tackle New Year's Resolution #1. The tuffest and scariest.

I am going to get a band together. Here's the scoop:

1. If you live in SF or the nearby areas and can easily drive yerself to my place, then read on. If not, yer gonna have to start your own band. I actually have space to practice in.

2. If you like...
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god0:
you are already too old and ungly to me anything....why try, it'll hurt you in the long run...suck music is suck music...even if you REALLY want it to be good.
ponyboy_curtis:
dirty hippie.
my band is gonna slay your band if we see you on the streets.
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for all of you that thought you had me beat about being in the middle of nowhere...

I'm in a dry county. Beat that.

Happy Boxing Day.

Thanks for the nice xmas wishes.

:tuffy:

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pilar:
the hills are alive with the sound of music...
are you anywhere near there?
fudoh:
*rub* i mean you are the owner of the sgsf group and i want to be up in there.
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happy xmas from the middle of nowhere, Kentucky.

:tuffy:
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prudence:
myrrhy kress miss
giga_geo:
merry x-mas to you!!!
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I bought my dog a sweater. He looks like one sexy muthafucka.

I almost bought him a rain slicker too buyt I'm not made of money.

:tuffy:
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thirtyseven:
just as i suspected .. i LOVE floyd's sweater.
earplug6947:
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Whoo! I had a doozie of a dream last night. In this movie, I was the co-star in a movie with Morgan Freeman. Apparently, he directed it and it was a remake of an existing movie and the critics panned it. I looked myself up in the imdb and most people rated my performance as average. Morgan, of course, was nominated for best supporting actor....
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coco:
you're lucky i like you enough to have read this whole darn thing.
likittysplit:
smile