Greetings from Poolside
So, I'm in LA hanging out at the Roosevelt Pool Party with Dixie and Lubi. We've been imbibing for a few hours now. Lindsey Lohan is in the cabana across from us. We're thinking we'll party with her later when she realizes her friends suck and that Will Smith is my homey and shit.
I've already got two parking tickets. Apparently, my...
Read More
gracias.