Ugh. Cockeyed would be the best way to describe me last night. Yes, Hilary's birthday bash saw the demise of Nate and the rise of the shit-breaked fool. No rest for the weary, however, as tomorrow is the 4th so I'm prepared to do it all over again. I hope theAbiYoYO is planning to party at Beef Low's place and not BohLeenUss.
Where have I been during my prolonged absence from SG? One weekend was away at a world music festival in the Sierra foothills where I undertook a major project called "scale back my burgeoning population of brain cells". From there I left immediatly to Chicago and Wisconsin to visit family.
My 6 year old cousin Zoe is now highly interested in the world of male "weeenows" (penises) and thought me a perfect subject for her inquiry. The questioning began innocently enough but got increasingly pointed as she continued. The investigation was put to halt when she wanted to know the relationship in size between mine and her brother (age 9) by way of direct visual comparison. I figure these important life lessons are better left to the folks.
Where have I been during my prolonged absence from SG? One weekend was away at a world music festival in the Sierra foothills where I undertook a major project called "scale back my burgeoning population of brain cells". From there I left immediatly to Chicago and Wisconsin to visit family.
My 6 year old cousin Zoe is now highly interested in the world of male "weeenows" (penises) and thought me a perfect subject for her inquiry. The questioning began innocently enough but got increasingly pointed as she continued. The investigation was put to halt when she wanted to know the relationship in size between mine and her brother (age 9) by way of direct visual comparison. I figure these important life lessons are better left to the folks.
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Hey Passion Fwooit....... Maybe it's time to write another friggin journal. I love you I hate you I love you I hate you I love you I hate you.