lighthammer

Ah, but would nightcrawler want to assassinate a dork? Nope. Methinks you underrate your value. And, hey, at least the cheap wine came in a bottle; you could've gone for a box of wine, afterall.

I spent much of Sunday editing manuscripts, debating the direction next season of John Doe could go with my sister, and downloading a good deal of porn. I think I'm the bigger dork here.

Were the waitress attractive, would I have had a problem with her touching me? I think not.