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Sunday Apr 27, 2003

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Nightcrawler tried to kill me.

It's true. IVe got this 12 inch Nightcrawler figure from X2 on the shelf near my bed (you know, to kick the boogy man's ass should he try to get me while i'm sleeping). My friend was checking him out earlier (and mocked his pants..maybe that's why he was in a bad mood) and must of put him back haphazardly, because as I was peacefully slumbering tonight, the figure fell off and left a nice gash under my right eye, which is now all swollen and red.

It hurts, but damn if it doesn't make a great story!

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lighthammer:
But why? Why would Nightcrawler find it necessary to kick my ass? Is it because I spent most of the time checking out his mom (Mystique) during the first X-Men movie?
Apr 27, 2003
fractal:
*applause for the poem/lyrics/rant*

You should watch out for those action figures, they get a little rowdy sometimes
Apr 27, 2003

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