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Monday Apr 21, 2003

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Wanna know what the best thing about living in Florida is?

No, it's not the intense heat or the humidity..it's not having to be bilingual to order a big mac at McDonalds..nor is it that our highways are death traps. No, it has to be the sheer amount of freaky plants and flowers that bloom here every summer with one goal in mind...to attack my sinuses with extreme prejudice. If anyone needs to make some extra cash, might I suggest putting your money into Kleenex stock.....i'll put one of your kids through college.

Jesus, listen to me, I sound like one of those century village retiree's I talk to at my crappy job all day....whine whine whine. I need a vacation. I hear that new Animal Kingdom park in Disney World is suppose to be amazing......animals rules. Especially hyenas. I LOVE hyenas. I have to dig up this old science story a friend of mine sent me about how giant hyenas kept early man from populating North America..they only came over when they domesticated the dog. THey found these caves with all these animal and human bones, and giant hyena bones.....that is just so freaking cool. I want a pet hyena, but it would probably just wind up killing and eating me.

I cant believe Fractal actually wrote something in response to what I said....in in shock, but in a very happy mood smile

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