lightbulbjack

just put a bandaide on it and forget it

The mole people totally planted a mind control device in your leg when you where sleeping!

I have a set in the couples group.

also. I tried contacts too. but the didnt work. wrong prescription or something. but the doc wouldnt do anything about it so for the last couple years I've beens tuck w/no glasses and contacts I cant wear!

D00d, Thats awersome. I'm Super Happy for you. Now you just gotta perfect that pimp walk of yours

The discussion was fine and dandy, but now I am sure that people think I am a raging prude that seeks out things contrary to the Lord's teaching and strikes them down!!!!!!!!!......... but alas, that is not me.
about my hands-
Yeah, I know I should probably get them checked out. I mean, having them be all green like that can't be too good. Blame it on a tough midwestern life... you know, milking cows, plowing fields, cutting the heads off of chickens, driving beat up, rusty trucks, digging holes for fence posts, having sex with members of my family, playing banjo, ass raping poor, city folk while yelling "squeal like a pig".... wait. Nope. I think I am just describing "deliverance"........yep. I made all that up.
bondgirl

Skydiving is fantastic! I use it for stress relief believe it or not. It puts me at peace with the world. Once I exit, it's just me and I can fly. For 50 seconds I am completely free. It's exhilerating!

can you sleep
its on your mind
youre full of doubt
your heads a blur
you better stop and look around
because here it comes
dont scare yourself
your twentieth nervous breakdown is on the verge

youre too neurotic, uptight
and too tense to function
you look for help
and heads are turned
all alone cant hide yourself
you're too exposed
you must perform
the clock is ticking
you better stop and look around
dont you want to get away
and blow it off?
the easy way and leave yourself
with nothing, empty
couldve beens and regrets
its all youve got

its all youve got now

Snapcase - Twentieth Nervous Breakdown

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I feel your pain, man. I get like that too sometimes. It happens, and there's always next time!

i understand some of what you are going through. i lost my mother just over 10 years ago and i still miss her.

Ooh, I'd go with that red fairy if I were you. It sounds interesting!

I wonder if she can make me into a real man too? oh wait....

It's 100% okay to make an ass of yourself. In fact at times it's expected.

One piece of advice: change the "Most Humbling Moment."



Even if it's true, it feels a little creepy.

I like your photographs, especially the nudes. Good use of light.

Life is too short to worry about whether or not you're making an ass out of yourself. If you can make other people laugh, then you're halfway there.

oh, go fuck your pain away!

What's a privet joke?

I think that Eternal Sunshine is a good movie because everyone can relate on some level. It's a very real feeling movie. Not your typical happy romantic comedy.

P.S. Fuck work!

take me as I am!

my buddy says that quote is from Rob Zombies house of a thousand corpses. but i was kinda tramaized as a youth by a pictorial i saw entitled stump fucker