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I think Ive figured out what my problem is. Im wrapped up like a douche with a rubber-handled knife.

Now excuse me while I kiss this guy. surreal
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unknowntrigram:
unh.... you win the award for the weirdest journal entry i've read this week.
please accept a membership to the BCB as you award.
welcome.
lastbadger:
How the hell does your new profile pic make you look exactly like AyPeeTee?
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Is LightBulbJack going to have to choke a bitch?

The two-week truce between my boss and I has ended. Open hostilities shall resume next Tuesday with another call to H.R.

I found out today that my boss is denying the temporary assignment pay to the women she had working as the onsite boss for a store. Heres the deal. In December my boss asked me...
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syh:
Well, I'll visit you in jail. wink
shewulf:
Thanks babe I'm glad that you liked my pics. As for me losing my job at my fiance parnts business well that just sucks ass but i have an interview today so things are looking up. Also the baby thing was a false alarm. I'm not pregnant. Thank god cause i'm not ready.

Hmmm choking her wouldnt be a good idea but like SYH653 said I'll come visit you in jail. biggrin
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Its time for high school prom and that means I will get the following type photos:
Boys in tuxes puking.
Girls in prom dresses hiked up peeing in the woods/parking lot. Never fails I get a few every year.
Shots of the boy and girls posed by the parents and the boy is caught on film looking down the front of her dress.
Areloa-rama.
Girls...
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willdabeast:
"look at my daughter's nipple!!!!"

answer...." obviously her best feature, Ma'am "

it is a good thing i don't work with the public.
criticaloversite:
It's not loose, so much as it has a mind of it's own and doesn't wish to sit in it's socket anymore, hah.
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Random thought I dont feel like explaining right now.

I bow to no man, or woman.
Holding on to the past because your afraid only make the present painful.
A wolf in sheeps clothing is still a wolf.
Taking 15, 200 mg Ibuprofen in under 10 hours on an empty stomach cant be good for you.
Knowing what you should do is easy. Actually doing...
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ginacherry:
aaahhh...the snowball...an aquired delicacy. biggrin
unique3:
LOL. yeah I do think Helen of Troy was beautiful but I must also agree that Brad Pitt and Orlando were way prettier then she was. biggrin

hmm. what could that mother have been thinking! why would she want to point out her daughters nipple? odd.

yes. we shall meet sometime. I will attend an SG even ONE day. soon I hope. not that much is going on that I know of...

but yes, chocolate is good. we could meet at starbucks and I could have chocolate drink!
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Today may be the day.

On my signal, unleash Hell.
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I hate the people I work with. Whenever one of them needs me to cover a shift for them I do if I can. If my employees need time off, I bend over backwards to get it for them. Will anyone come in and work a few hours tomorrow so I dont have to do an open to close? Hell no.

I have 2 students...
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ninedayjane:
you know that classes are over for both MSU and LCC. if they say that they have class they are lying.
willdabeast:
are you hourly or salary? do you have the power to fire these people? if so use it!!! wink
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Top ten things on my mind.

10. Dating
9. If I were to pick up and walk away from my life here in Lansing, would anything really change or would I just be in a new city with the same problems.
8. Writers block. Where have all my words gone?
7. NineDayJane
6. Does my father think about me on Fathers Day even though he...
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lastbadger:
the feline is stealing all your words, thus the writers block.
Is your cat a dude? Maybe your turning him on tongue

I'm sorry I just kinda locked on the cat. But for like the stuff thats really bothering you, dude just fucking remind yourself how kickass you really are. Anything that says differently can just suck my hairy boys.

[Edited on May 24, 2004 5:24AM]
evanx:
I can certainly agree with that....
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Coming soon: Words

**Void in Rhode Island and Massachusetts**
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syh:
Shortly after the "Words" are released, there will be "Words 2". After all, if it works well once, it'll work 60% as well the second time.

Hollywood Logic brought to you by SYH. biggrin

As for this:

My sweet car, wheels gone like the thief who sold my somber moon. My heart is cold and black like the moors at 3:07 a.m. night the godless Scottish nights. Heroin, the only lover that truly feels my pain. Have you seen my MP3 player?



I can't stop laughing! biggrin biggrin

estrada:
Remind me to never have my film processed. smile
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I guess Im bringing down the room. A handful of comments over the past few days is a poor showing even for me.

Ive been trying to decide if I should post this or not. My gut says no because this is something that once it is out there everyone will know what a head-case I am. My mind, or maybe its my heart says...
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willdabeast:
to help myself deal with things and to get it out in the open is the main reason i started this online journal. the naked girls are just a bonus wink. seriously though, you and i are more alike than you may realize. if you ever want to talk let me know. also, go read the first 2 months of my journal when i was really talking about my past and the problems i have.

[Edited on May 22, 2004 12:30AM]
evanx:
Sooo...here I am going through my friends journals, since I was on SG for not more than 5 minutes yesterday, and I come across your journal. Man, I didn't know! But I guess nobody did, right? Shit. I was so excited and nervous for the new adventure as we were getting on the subway, but I can totally feel where your anxiety comes from. Since joining this site and meeting all you cool people, I have been forcing myself to open up to new friendships and new experiences. and, I tell ya, I am having the time of my life!

It's good that you have SG, you know, a place to write all this down and get these thoughts out, right? And like Chris said, even though I may not comment on every journal that you write, I always, and i mean ALWAYS read 'em. And we are here for ya.

So, I hope things take an upswing for you soon,and when it does, I want to hear about it! smile
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Brought to you by Post-it note theater.

The tale of me.

I want to write, but I can find the words.
I want to scream I love you and have someone hear it.
I want to walk through the world with confidence.
I want to wake up in the morning and not feel hollow.
I want to rage.

But

I dont have the words.
She...
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oninotaki:
Good entry my friend, except I have the confidence. I am confident that I am done with women untill I get my career goingbiggrin
oninotaki:
Good entry my friend, except I have the confidence. I am confident that I am done with women untill I get my career goingbiggrin