lightbulbjack

I'm off to the Windy city for the weekend.

I don't want anyone touching my stuff while I'm gone.

Believe you me, I'll know.

I got a massage today. It was really really nice. I feel completely destressed.

My employees are pulling together to take care of the lab this weekend. Short of the lab catching on fire, its out of my hands and under control.

I really need to stay away from the keyboard when Im strung out on Ambien.

Over the past few days

Number of girls I asked out: 1
Number of boys I asked out: 1
Number of rejections I got: 2
Psychological damage to my ego: priceless

All kidding aside Im fine. Yeah it sucks but at least I tried.

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

Random thoughts

I need to buy a good electric shaver for the upkeep of my bare noggin. Anyone know a good one to suggest?

My neck was killing me last night. It hurt so bad that it woke me up around 3 a.m. and I couldnt go back to sleep. I went to my chiropractor today, its better but still...
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Today I dug my car out of a 4-foot snowdrift, in my freging parking lot. Oh so much fun.

I seriously fucked up my neck again. I am in much pain. Things to do tomorrow, go to doctor.

I helped a lady who got her car stuck in the snow. She was wearing high heels, fishnets and a mini-skirt at 10 a.m. on Sunday. Im...
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Someone ask me some questions, Im bored.

It's been one hell of a day, not in a good way. I feel like I could sleep until monday.

Jack go sleepy now.

Courtesy of mariothemonkey

(A) First, recommend to me:
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:

(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want.

(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.

I am having a suck ass week. Ive seen this in a few peoples journal and I want to be like the cool kids.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Eric
Bear
Jack

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My strong sense of honor.
My creative side.
My sense of humor.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Being overweight.
My tendency to shut down because of...
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Three questions

Who do you think is ugly sexy?
Do you want kids someday?
Who would win in a fight, a cyber monkey of a bear who can shoot lasers out his nose?


The pants demands answers!!!