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I may have killed Woodsy the Owl. But as God is my witness he had it coming. He knows what he did; hes a bad owl. mad
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aaronsrod:
well as long as he suffered then it was not in vain.
aaronsrod:
also i am not sure as to how reliable a witness god is either. I would rather a witness that can be bribed haha
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If the Plains Indians lived in the area from the Mississippi River to the Rocky Mountains and from Canada to Mexico. Where did the Indians with nuts live?
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aaronsrod:
I don't get it, this must be a yank thing
aaronsrod:
Now back to the question at hand, I say we start small in our evil quest or is that quest for evil mmm,, you know pissing on seats (as suggested by your good I mean evil self) then slowly and with great stealth and cunning working our way to the goal of all true villains and again I am sure you know what I am alluding to here (being my evil twin and all) the ushering in of ARMAGEDDON, Mwahaaaa *OK so I'll keep practicing my evil laugh now I am off to buy a fluffy white cat Mwahahah yep that's better*

together we shall reign supreme my brother
Oh how do you reckon we should divide up the globe, top and bottom, paper scissors rock by country mmmm what are your thoughts, I mean we should plan ahead wink

[Edited on May 18, 2005 3:18PM]
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There are many reasons why I, LightbulbJack, hero of the people, defender of the Albanian jewels, and buffer of turtle wax could not be a vegan.

All will be revealed soon, or whenever I get some free time.

Until then, keep watching the fries.
ooo aaa
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pebbles:
tongue
aaronsrod:
yep there is a definite affinity between us somewhere, I have just been too afraid to explore it further for fear of what I might find wink if it is a case of you turning out to be my psychological twin haha, then I hope I am the evil one cuz evil twins have more fun haha mmmm and they always seem to get the girl for some reason whats with that!
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Friday the 13th, spooky. skull

I have no water in my apartment. I dont know why there is no water. I need to take a shower. I just shaved my head and had to rinse the shaving cream off with bottled water from the fridge. I think my skull fractured in several places form the cold.

Its pouring outside. I should go take a shower on...
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aaronsrod:
summer lawn showers are my fav, speshly if there are a few other naked people (girls) about hehe
houdinidawg:
I wouldn't try it. I took a shower in the rain once and was arrested. biggrin
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Ive been wired all day. I had to take half the money I was saving for a car and use it on other things. I was actually a little a head of the game when it came to having the money to get a car but not anymore.

Its in times like these I miss my mom the most. We were very close. She was...
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tripleb_doom:
frown

things will look up. when karma throws you into a low, life will find balance with a high.

and i know your mom wherver she is in the afterlife is tryin to help ya smile

be it heaven, nirvana or whatever you belive in biggrin
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Ive had one of those days that has kept me on the edge of a panic attack all day. I hate fucking days like this.
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houdinidawg:
Just remember.
Serenity now. SERENITY NOW!
Insanity latter. frown
ladymaze:
I will warn my mom to expect a package from Michigan. Thank you!
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Last week I worked just a few minutes short of 56 hours. 7 days down, 7 to go before I get a day off. I feel like Ive fallen in to shark mode. I just have to keep moving or Im going to die. Ok I wont die, but I feel like crap. My diet for the past few days has been mainly potato chips...
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aaronsrod:
glad you liked it, it wasn't a complete waste of time then haha
ladymaze:
MONKEY!!!!!!
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Phrases everyone needs to fucking learn.

Please
Thank you
Excuse me
Im sorry
Hello

5 little phrases, its not hard to remember.

I hate my customers. mad

One more phrase you should keep in mind.

It burns it burns, oh God Im on fire, someone please help me.

That concludes my free time for Friday.

Taken from Oni. Answer the quetions bitches, please. Thank you.
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ladymaze:
Aw, you don't have to send me/us anything! blush

1. Who are you? Um. I'm me.
2. Are we friends? Sure are!
3. When and how did we meet? Months and months ago, because of Jane.
4. Do you talk to me a lot? A fair amount, at least online.
5. Am I fun to talk to? Sure are!
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. BlackJack the Pirate. Um. Because your screenname has Jack in it, and you're a pirate...
7. Describe me in one word. Thoughtful.
8. What was your first impression? Quiet.
9. Do you still think that way about me now? You're still quiet, yeah...
10. What reminds you of me? Zombies, pirates...
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? A new, awesome, fantastic job...
12. How well do you know me? Not that well, probably.
13. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? Um. Not sure...
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nah, I'm a straightforward person. If I have something to say, I'll say it.
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Maybe.
ladymaze:
Not like I can really stop you, I guess. wink