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Island of Misfit Toys

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Monday Sep 05, 2005

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I return to you now several pounds lighter but none the wiser. Im feeling much better. Being sick really took its toll on me. I felt like I didnt have any strength at all, it was like I was always about to fall over. But Im better now, so any who

I did find out that if I wanted to move to Las Vegas and put my new power to perform marriages to work, I am going to have to get a congregation. Nevada law requires it apparently, but how hard could it be? If Elvis can meet the requirements I think I can as well. Not that Im saying Im better than the King mind you.

I also found out that I could only marry people in cretin provinces in Canada. I havent figured out which ones yet. So thats going to take a little research.

I have some questions, if you have the answers feel free to answer. Some of these questions dont have any real answers, which is why Im having such a hard time with them.

1. What should I do with my life?
Im lost. I have no clue what Im doing. I know Im not happy. I dont know if my wanting to move is because Ive out grown this place and Im ready for something new, or if its my way of running away in the hope that things will be different in the next city.

2. Why cant I fall in love with a girl who will love me too?
This is a can of worms type of question. I can give you a list of why I think I keep doing it, many of which are very self-critical and true. Yet I continue to do it.

3. Why is the phrase a can of worms used to describe complicated issues?
Tangled mess, maybe?

4. What is it about you that gives you confidence?

5. If you were going to describe me to someone what would you say?
Moody unstable bastard is an expectable answer.

I need a congregation, so Im drafting you the reader. The core beliefs of my ministry are:
Be a good person.
Help those around you when they are in need.
And do no harm, unless of course its consensual.

Im also considering setting up an email confessional for members of my flock.
ooo aaa
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aaronsrod:
I need a congregation

Then call me Elder Phil I will be your Aussie pastor wink

As too your question my brother, I am in the same boat with number 2 although I pretty much have number 1 sorted I am lucky enough to be financial secure, I just need someone to share it with now.

Oh and I would discribe you as friend and brother biggrin
Sep 5, 2005
emtdan:
Ill join your congregation...somehow i think i fit those criteria..lol
Sep 6, 2005

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