Gas is 3.19 a gallon here in Lansing Michigan.
I have something to say to our cocksucker president, not that I actually think he will read it here. George, for once in your presidency why dont you actually think about whats best for the people of this country. We need jobs and we need to be able to afford to buy gas so we can go to the job once we have it.
My hatred for this administration is boundless.
I babysat for my sister last night. My two-year-old niece can now say uncle. She is also sporting a retro 1980s punk hairstyle. It seems she found a pair of scissors the other day and cut most of her hair off on the left side. I think she looks cute; its short on the left and a little long on the right. Her five-year-old sister in a show of solidarity started to cut of her own hair but was stopped by my sister.
As I mentioned in my last post I am now an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I applied by email and was ordained 2 days latter.
A friend of mine got ordained so that he could marry his cousin and her partner. The service will take place in Canada where same sex marriage is legal. He checked it all out; its legal and binding.
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.
You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to
members of the clergy.
So I can now legally marry people, seriously. I also have the ability to bless water and make it into holy water, which will really come in handy in case I ever run in to a vampire. Laugh if you will, but when you need someone to bless your super-soaker to fight back the children of the night you just remember its Brother LightBulbJack thats going to be the one saving your ass. Speaking of saving, I can also absolve sin.
I want to marry someone, anyone looking for a minister?
I have something to say to our cocksucker president, not that I actually think he will read it here. George, for once in your presidency why dont you actually think about whats best for the people of this country. We need jobs and we need to be able to afford to buy gas so we can go to the job once we have it.
My hatred for this administration is boundless.
I babysat for my sister last night. My two-year-old niece can now say uncle. She is also sporting a retro 1980s punk hairstyle. It seems she found a pair of scissors the other day and cut most of her hair off on the left side. I think she looks cute; its short on the left and a little long on the right. Her five-year-old sister in a show of solidarity started to cut of her own hair but was stopped by my sister.
As I mentioned in my last post I am now an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I applied by email and was ordained 2 days latter.
A friend of mine got ordained so that he could marry his cousin and her partner. The service will take place in Canada where same sex marriage is legal. He checked it all out; its legal and binding.
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.
You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to
members of the clergy.
So I can now legally marry people, seriously. I also have the ability to bless water and make it into holy water, which will really come in handy in case I ever run in to a vampire. Laugh if you will, but when you need someone to bless your super-soaker to fight back the children of the night you just remember its Brother LightBulbJack thats going to be the one saving your ass. Speaking of saving, I can also absolve sin.
I want to marry someone, anyone looking for a minister?
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A minister, eh? Hrm...I'll go find Olsen!!