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Island of Misfit Toys

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Tuesday Jul 05, 2005

Jul 5, 2005
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From the journal of MrNiceGuy
() go out with me?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
() let me take you out to dinner?
() drive me somewhere/anywhere?
() take a shower with me?
() be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
() have a fling with me?
() listen to me if I called you crying...even if you were out with all of your friends?
() buy me a drink if i didn't have money?
() take me home for the night?
() would you let me sleep in your bed?
() sing car karaoke with me? (I'll even take you to the karaoke bar!!)
() sit in the doctor's office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() let me give you a piggyback ride? (if you REALLY wanted to)
() come pick me up at 3 a.m. because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
ladymaze:
Your threats have been duly passed along. biggrin
Jul 5, 2005
aaronsrod:
I say we go and fuck up the guy that hurt Olsen I'll bring the bolt cutters, base ball bats and a blow torch, you bring the bag of lime and a couple of shovels mad
Jul 5, 2005

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