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Friday Jun 03, 2005

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Countdown to unemployment: day zero

I am now unemployed. Yesterday was a long ass day. I worked almost 15 hours. I drank way too much pop to keep the caffeine buzzing through my system. Right now my back hurts, my mussels are sore and Im hungry. So for now Im going to go get something to eat and Im going to take a nap even though I just got up a little while ago. Why go back to bed? Because Im tired and I can.

Yesterday was eventful. I finally cornered the H R Harpy and let her have it. Then later, I let a prissy little bitch have it with both barrels after she called me a fat fuck and in doing so forever changed the way her mother looks at her.

Until later my monkeys

Jack
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
aaronsrod:
BTW happy birthday to you too brother since we are twins and all, then again maybe we should use your birthday since that way I get to be younger haha
Jun 5, 2005
galaxyexplorer:
Happy Birthday Evil Twin Master

Thanks for the kiss kiss
Jun 5, 2005

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