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The countdown to unemployment: 6 days

The HR Harpy spent the day avoiding me. Shes really pissing me off.

I fucked my back up royally today, very painful, not a lot of fun.

I go my new glasses today as well. Ill post a pic later, I like them, and they feed my vanity. Ive always thought of my eyes as my best feature, and now I have medical documentation. Just for the record, I have perfectly symmetrical eyes. Apparently this puts me in the top percentile of beautiful people, well my eyes anyway.

This concludes my free time for Friday May 27. I think I have 8 minutes of free time tomorrow, so Ill try and respond to people tomorrow, maybe. I miss free time to relax.

I borrowed this from the lovely LadyK
If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a time, of day I would be: Twilight
If I were a sin, I would be: Diffidently Lust
If I were a tree, I would be: Coconut tree
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Tornado weather, silent green sky, strangely interesting, potentially beautiful, but always on the cusp of destruction
If I were an animal, I would be: Brown Bear
If I were a color, I would be: Cobalt Blue
If I were an element, I would be: Fire
If I were a song, I would be: Desperado, The Eagles
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Ed Wood
If I were a book, I would be written by: Augusten Burroughs, foreword by Chuck Palahniuk
If I were a taste, I would be: Cherry cream soda
If I were a scent, I would be: Dark Chocolate
If I were a word, I would be: Eskimo
If I were an object, I would be: A Salvador Dali painting
If I were a facial expression I would be: A smirk
If I were a shape I would be a: A blob

Go in peace and do no harm.