Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

lightbulbjack

Island of Misfit Toys

Member Since 2003

Followers 16 Following 20

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday May 08, 2005

May 8, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Last week I worked just a few minutes short of 56 hours. 7 days down, 7 to go before I get a day off. I feel like Ive fallen in to shark mode. I just have to keep moving or Im going to die. Ok I wont die, but I feel like crap. My diet for the past few days has been mainly potato chips and caffeine. Im making myself cook something for dinner tonight even though I really dont want to.

If you have posted in my journal and I havent responded its been because I havent had a lot of free time. Sorry. Im only working 49 hours next week so who knows; maybe Ill post in your journal then.

Someone set off a stink bomb in the store today. It smelled like rancid egg salad that had been farted out the ass of a goat with diarrhea. Nasty.

I need to shave my head tonight, but I doubt I will, Im dozing off right now. Will you come do it for me?

Many thanks to sunburntkamel for giving me some gmail invites. Soon I shall tell AOL to go fuck themselves.

The girl who read my post-it note dirty story last week has a curfew. She lives with her mom and has to be home by 11 during the week and 12:30 on the weekend. Its very odd.

I dont know what it is about spring that brings out my Bi-ness. (Is that even a word?) Maybe its spring fever. Or clown fever. I bet it's clown fever.

I had a dream the other night where I was naked in an A&P buying frozen pizza. Everyone in the store was someone Ive known at some point in my life and the cashers were all people Ive had sex with. What do you think that means?

I have no idea why this is even in my head, shes more unstable than Tara Reid in 6-inch stiletto hills dancing on a card table with a bent leg. Dont know why, but there it is.

Ill be here all week, try the veal. Unless of course youre a vegan, then you should try the veal flavor seitan. biggrin
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
aaronsrod:
glad you liked it, it wasn't a complete waste of time then haha
May 10, 2005
ladymaze:
MONKEY!!!!!!
May 11, 2005

More Blogs

  • 10.26.05
    4

    Wednesday Oct 26, 2005

    If I were a cheese I would be smoked Gouda. Not everyones cup of tea,…
  • 10.24.05
    3

    Monday Oct 24, 2005

    I still don't really have anything to say. If I were a color, I w…
  • 10.20.05
    4

    Thursday Oct 20, 2005

    Id like to say something profound, but as it turns out Im an incredib…
  • 10.16.05
    5

    Sunday Oct 16, 2005

    Read More
  • 10.12.05
    6

    Thursday Oct 13, 2005

    Story time kiddies. Todays story the comes from the inspiration of mi…
  • 10.09.05
    5

    Sunday Oct 09, 2005

    Im having a really bad day. My blood sugar is messed up. My meds are …
  • 10.08.05
    2

    Saturday Oct 08, 2005

    Read More
  • 10.06.05
    5

    Thursday Oct 06, 2005

    Right now on Hot or Not.com I have a hotness factor of 7.6, which by …
  • 10.03.05
    7

    Tuesday Oct 04, 2005

    Here are a couple more stories. From Furious1 his words Love Ter…
  • 10.03.05
    2

    Monday Oct 03, 2005

    Eskimo

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
21
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,121,787 followers
  • 14,909,061 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,364,805 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo