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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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Im ready to pronounce judgment on duck-dom. Ducks are psychotic. If they could, ducks would be the serial killers of the animal kingdom. Mark my words; if it were within their ability, they would kill just for the crazy kicks of it.

Ive been walking along the river walk since the weather has been nice. Tonight I stopped and got some cheep hamburger buns to feed the ducks. I ended up with around a dozen ducks around eating.

Most of the ducks were fine with one notable exception. Anytime a duck tried to get the bread he would go nuts and chase them around trying to bite. This duck had a woodchip on his shoulder like your wouldnt believe.

There were a few moments I could see him sizing me up. Im sure the only thing that kept him from jumping me was the lack of flesh tearing fangs.
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aaronsrod:
you can add geese too the are right mad bastards, I once had a neighbour that keep them as guard geese and they where as good if not better then any dog and they would attack on sight haha fuckers
Apr 19, 2005
tripleb_doom:
dude mallards are the hannibal lecturs of the animal kingdom. daffy duck was also obviously psychotic with an unhealthy and voilent tendeinces towards rabbits biggrin
Apr 20, 2005

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