Im ready to pronounce judgment on duck-dom. Ducks are psychotic. If they could, ducks would be the serial killers of the animal kingdom. Mark my words; if it were within their ability, they would kill just for the crazy kicks of it.
Ive been walking along the river walk since the weather has been nice. Tonight I stopped and got some cheep hamburger buns to feed the ducks. I ended up with around a dozen ducks around eating.
Most of the ducks were fine with one notable exception. Anytime a duck tried to get the bread he would go nuts and chase them around trying to bite. This duck had a woodchip on his shoulder like your wouldnt believe.
There were a few moments I could see him sizing me up. Im sure the only thing that kept him from jumping me was the lack of flesh tearing fangs.
Ive been walking along the river walk since the weather has been nice. Tonight I stopped and got some cheep hamburger buns to feed the ducks. I ended up with around a dozen ducks around eating.
Most of the ducks were fine with one notable exception. Anytime a duck tried to get the bread he would go nuts and chase them around trying to bite. This duck had a woodchip on his shoulder like your wouldnt believe.
There were a few moments I could see him sizing me up. Im sure the only thing that kept him from jumping me was the lack of flesh tearing fangs.
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aaronsrod:
you can add geese too the are right mad bastards, I once had a neighbour that keep them as guard geese and they where as good if not better then any dog and they would attack on sight haha fuckers
tripleb_doom:
dude mallards are the hannibal lecturs of the animal kingdom. daffy duck was also obviously psychotic with an unhealthy and voilent tendeinces towards rabbits 