Well I guess that asshole from Saturday tagged me a little harder that I thought. I didnt notice yesterday because I didnt look in a mirror, but I have a nice little burse where he hit me. Its not bad; itll be gone in a day or two. His eye was puffing up after I hit him so I think hell have his a little longer.
I find out Wednesday morning when my last day will be. The thought of my roommate and I being unemployed at the same time is scary.
My little Jesus freak girl brought me some tracts today. For those of you not familiar with what a tracts is I offer this simple explanation. Its religious propaganda. I tossed them in the trash but I really should have kept them. One was called, The Homosexual and Jesus. What it boiled down to was that if The Homosexual does not repent their evilness right away and stat living the True Road of Righteousness, they were going to burn in the unholy fires of the demon Prince. Also, there is a special place in hell for The Homosexual, because even the devil sees The Homosexual as an un-natural affront to laws of God.
Which reminded me of the Simpsons where Bart sold his soul.
"If I withold the truth, may I go STRAIGHT to hell, where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola! Where fiery demons will punch me in the back......where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers......where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds. BART DID IT! That Bart right there!
The other one was a list of reasons you should love Jesus. It wasn't as funny as The Homosexual and Jesus.
Im trying to be nice about this. Ive told her in no uncertain terms that I want nothing to do with this. But shes on a mission.
I find out Wednesday morning when my last day will be. The thought of my roommate and I being unemployed at the same time is scary.
My little Jesus freak girl brought me some tracts today. For those of you not familiar with what a tracts is I offer this simple explanation. Its religious propaganda. I tossed them in the trash but I really should have kept them. One was called, The Homosexual and Jesus. What it boiled down to was that if The Homosexual does not repent their evilness right away and stat living the True Road of Righteousness, they were going to burn in the unholy fires of the demon Prince. Also, there is a special place in hell for The Homosexual, because even the devil sees The Homosexual as an un-natural affront to laws of God.
Which reminded me of the Simpsons where Bart sold his soul.
"If I withold the truth, may I go STRAIGHT to hell, where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola! Where fiery demons will punch me in the back......where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers......where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds. BART DID IT! That Bart right there!
The other one was a list of reasons you should love Jesus. It wasn't as funny as The Homosexual and Jesus.
Im trying to be nice about this. Ive told her in no uncertain terms that I want nothing to do with this. But shes on a mission.
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unique3:
thanks!! 
ladymaze:
Well, at least once you know, you can start looking for something else. I know you're not all that happy in your current job. Maybe you can find something really good now!