I am having a suck ass week. Ive seen this in a few peoples journal and I want to be like the cool kids.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Eric
Bear
Jack
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My strong sense of honor.
My creative side.
My sense of humor.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Being overweight.
My tendency to shut down because of depression or social anxiety.
My pessimistic outlook on life.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
German
Austrian
Irish
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
People who think homosexuality is worse than murder.
Latin
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
Parents who let their kids act like monsters
Having to listen to my boss talk about his bowling game
Elitist snobs
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Growing old alone
Dying
Marsupials
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Caffeine
Internet
Piracy
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
T-shirt
Jeans
Black boxer briefs
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
2 lawn gnomes
Web Cam
Recordable DVDs
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
Fuck
Like
Yep
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
No Doubt
Green Day
Queen
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
My roommate
Leslie, one of my employees
My imagery friend
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
She cheated on me with migrant workers (4)
She cheated on my with my best friend
I was an immature asshole
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Trust
Love
Companionship.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Eyes
Smile
Attitude
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
Dance
Suck my own dick
Look the other way when a man is abusing a woman
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Watching movies
Writing
Masturbation
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
Inner peace
A really good steak
A sense that I know what the hell Im doing with my life
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Pirate
Mystery solving musician.
Writer
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
Ireland
Japan
Egypt
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See the world with a beautiful woman at my side.
Skydive
Publish a book
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
The rapture
In my sleep
Saving someones life
Go in peace and do no harm
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Eric
Bear
Jack
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My strong sense of honor.
My creative side.
My sense of humor.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Being overweight.
My tendency to shut down because of depression or social anxiety.
My pessimistic outlook on life.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
German
Austrian
Irish
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
People who think homosexuality is worse than murder.
Latin
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
Parents who let their kids act like monsters
Having to listen to my boss talk about his bowling game
Elitist snobs
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Growing old alone
Dying
Marsupials
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Caffeine
Internet
Piracy
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
T-shirt
Jeans
Black boxer briefs
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
2 lawn gnomes
Web Cam
Recordable DVDs
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
Fuck
Like
Yep
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
No Doubt
Green Day
Queen
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
My roommate
Leslie, one of my employees
My imagery friend
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
She cheated on me with migrant workers (4)
She cheated on my with my best friend
I was an immature asshole
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Trust
Love
Companionship.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Eyes
Smile
Attitude
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
Dance
Suck my own dick
Look the other way when a man is abusing a woman
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Watching movies
Writing
Masturbation
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
Inner peace
A really good steak
A sense that I know what the hell Im doing with my life
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Pirate
Mystery solving musician.
Writer
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
Ireland
Japan
Egypt
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See the world with a beautiful woman at my side.
Skydive
Publish a book
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
The rapture
In my sleep
Saving someones life
Go in peace and do no harm
There really is a big difference between work and job, sometimes.
You're the second person to mention bacon grease below the belt. What do you boys DO???
Thanks...glad you like it.