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Island of Misfit Toys

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Sunday Jan 16, 2005

Jan 16, 2005
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So what do you think of the new profile pic?

I didnt get done nearly as much as I wanted to this weekend. Here are a few things Ive learned over the past two days.

Im really not ready to be a father. I watched my 5 and 2-year old nieces for about 7 hours today. I dont know how my sister does it as a single mom.

I made it 34 years without having to change a diaper until today. Ill be perfectly happy to wait another 34 years. How can a little girl so cute produce so much evil?

Sometimes the best way to handle a small minded homophobic christen asshole is to blow him a kiss.

A writer has to write.

Id forgotten how much I like the movie the Sound of Music.

A sleeping pill and two vodka cocktails will really knock you out.

Go in peace brothers and sisters and do no harm.
ooo aaa
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pebbles:
wow i can't believe you just finally changed a diaper....LOL

I have been doing it since I was like 10 years old and now I get to do it at my job frown

Anyway I hope you have a great week.
Jan 17, 2005
emtdan:
lol! yer funny dood
Jan 17, 2005

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