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Island of Misfit Toys

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Monday Dec 20, 2004

Dec 20, 2004
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Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
Napoleon Dynamite

Suddenly its all so clear why I dont have a girlfriend. I need to go work on my nunchuck skills.
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osoesoteric:
things are going pretty good... yep... he calls pretty often... he's doing good... smile
Dec 20, 2004
willdabeast:
nunchuk skills! i remember i made a pair when i was in high school. didn't get me any women though.... shocked
Dec 20, 2004

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