Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

lightbulbjack

Island of Misfit Toys

Member Since 2003

Followers 16 Following 20

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Dec 17, 2004

Dec 17, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
You that look pale, and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, Death,
Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
But let it be. Horatio, I am dead,
Thou livest. Report me and my cause aright
To the unsatisfied.

Hamlet

So Im still sick.

Today I had a customer who smelled so bad she made my toss my cookies.puke I held it together until she left. I made it to the restroom and lost it. If I wasnt sick Im sure I could have held it together. Her stench was to great to take in my current state.

Boy, now is there anything better than puking in a public toilet? Then to cap things off, one of my bosses showed up. ARRR!!!

Forgive me for my past transgressions, for I knew not what I did.
unique3:
eww that sucks. when I was a cashier there was always this one family that was heavy and smelled SOOO bad.. and the other cashiers would laugh at them and spray stuff in the air while they were still standing there. it was mean but boy did they smell. I think it was a combo of ear wax, bo and ass. if you can imagine.

OMG. I LOOOOOOVE my chiropractor. who do you go to? mine I just picked out of my insurance book but he's amazing. nice. and yes. it's amazing how much better you feel when your back isnt fucked up.

have a good weekend!
Dec 17, 2004

More Blogs

  • 09.21.04
    1

    Tuesday Sep 21, 2004

    "And thus I clothe my naked villany With odd old ends stol'n out of …
  • 09.20.04
    2

    Monday Sep 20, 2004

    "Cry Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war. -Shakespeare, Julius Caes…
  • 09.19.04
    1

    Sunday Sep 19, 2004

    I went and saw Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I thought it fu…
  • 09.15.04
    4

    Wednesday Sep 15, 2004

    The good news is I am no longer being laid off. The bad news is Im st…
  • 09.13.04
    4

    Monday Sep 13, 2004

    I got my severance package in the mail today. Its a folder with about…
  • 09.11.04
    5

    Saturday Sep 11, 2004

    Well, it doesn't look like I'll be making the Pink House Party after …
  • 09.09.04
    2

    Thursday Sep 09, 2004

    Oct. 3rd Jack joins the ranks of the unemployed. Kodak is shutting do…
  • 09.08.04
    2

    Wednesday Sep 08, 2004

    Tonight, Jack is a nervous boy.
  • 09.07.04
    0

    Tuesday Sep 07, 2004

    I thought I had a line on a new job. I got a hit on my resume from Mo…
  • 09.06.04
    3

    Monday Sep 06, 2004

    Can you watch my cart while Im in the restroom? I hear this questi…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

25
years
1
month
24
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,714 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,164,863 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,914,111 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo
logo

This is an adult website.

You must be at least 18 years old to enter. Click below to confirm.

Cookies must be enabled to use the site and save your age confirmation.

Exit