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Island of Misfit Toys

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Friday Dec 17, 2004

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I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
You that look pale, and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, Death,
Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
But let it be. Horatio, I am dead,
Thou livest. Report me and my cause aright
To the unsatisfied.

Hamlet

So Im still sick.

Today I had a customer who smelled so bad she made my toss my cookies.puke I held it together until she left. I made it to the restroom and lost it. If I wasnt sick Im sure I could have held it together. Her stench was to great to take in my current state.

Boy, now is there anything better than puking in a public toilet? Then to cap things off, one of my bosses showed up. ARRR!!!

Forgive me for my past transgressions, for I knew not what I did.
unique3:
eww that sucks. when I was a cashier there was always this one family that was heavy and smelled SOOO bad.. and the other cashiers would laugh at them and spray stuff in the air while they were still standing there. it was mean but boy did they smell. I think it was a combo of ear wax, bo and ass. if you can imagine.

OMG. I LOOOOOOVE my chiropractor. who do you go to? mine I just picked out of my insurance book but he's amazing. nice. and yes. it's amazing how much better you feel when your back isnt fucked up.

have a good weekend!
Dec 17, 2004

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