I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
You that look pale, and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, Death,
Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
But let it be. Horatio, I am dead,
Thou livest. Report me and my cause aright
To the unsatisfied.
Hamlet
So Im still sick.
Today I had a customer who smelled so bad she made my toss my cookies.
I held it together until she left. I made it to the restroom and lost it. If I wasnt sick Im sure I could have held it together. Her stench was to great to take in my current state.
Boy, now is there anything better than puking in a public toilet? Then to cap things off, one of my bosses showed up.
Forgive me for my past transgressions, for I knew not what I did.
You that look pale, and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, Death,
Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
But let it be. Horatio, I am dead,
Thou livest. Report me and my cause aright
To the unsatisfied.
Hamlet
So Im still sick.
Today I had a customer who smelled so bad she made my toss my cookies.

Boy, now is there anything better than puking in a public toilet? Then to cap things off, one of my bosses showed up.

Forgive me for my past transgressions, for I knew not what I did.
OMG. I LOOOOOOVE my chiropractor. who do you go to? mine I just picked out of my insurance book but he's amazing. nice. and yes. it's amazing how much better you feel when your back isnt fucked up.
have a good weekend!