Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

lightbulbjack

Island of Misfit Toys

Member Since 2003

Followers 16 Following 20

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Nov 15, 2004

Nov 15, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I have to do dishes before I can make dinner.

I think my cats are on speed.

If people in the Religious Reich are all about respecting life and following the teachings of the Bible, how can they justify the war? I seem to recall a commandment about not kill people.

A women told me the other day that homosexuals are breaking the Ten Commandments. Im not sure what fucked up translation of the Bible shes reading. I told her that Thou shalt not be a homosexual is not one of the commandments. She didnt like that. I smiled.

I have actually read the whole Bible, King James Version. 10 years in Christian schools didnt really have a choice. Its an interesting read, I highly recommend reading it.

The voices in my head are singing Christmas songs, in Portuguese.

Dead Like Me is a cool show. Im watching the first season on DVD, you should be too.

When I give the signal, everyone jump in the air.

If life were like a Disney cartoon, the dishes would just clean themselves.

ooo aaa

More Blogs

  • 12.08.05
    6

    Friday Dec 09, 2005

    I made a video store clerk do a double take; I think it was his first…
  • 12.07.05
    1

    Wednesday Dec 07, 2005

    All is well, reamin calm.
  • 12.06.05
    3

    Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

    I'm really drunk right now. I feels nice, I wish I could spend more t…
  • 12.05.05
    18

    Monday Dec 05, 2005

    Read More
  • 12.04.05
    2

    Sunday Dec 04, 2005

    Its like my uncle Reynard used to say, its more vicious than a knife …
  • 12.02.05
    1

    Friday Dec 02, 2005

    My body hurts. Just thought I'd share.
  • 11.29.05
    4

    Wednesday Nov 30, 2005

    **<insert something funny here>**
  • 11.28.05
    2

    Tuesday Nov 29, 2005

    Random update. I deep-fried turkey for the first time, and Goddamn…
  • 11.28.05
    1

    Monday Nov 28, 2005

    Go wish emtdan a happy birthday, he's good people.
  • 11.27.05
    0

    Sunday Nov 27, 2005

    There is something that I want to do, but I reallly shouldn't spend …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
14
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,608 SuicideGirls
  • 1,112,986 followers
  • 14,960,572 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,494,158 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo