I thought I had a line on a new job. I got a hit on my resume from Monster.com.
What was this great job you ask? Selling insurence
on commission in the field as he put it. Door to door sales I asked? We prefer to call it fieldwork.
So you are offering me a job where the only money I make is based off my sales of insurance in the field, in a shit economy. Boy let me think about that. I would rather be a product tester at the Burning Itchy Spiky Butt Plug factory.
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What was this great job you ask? Selling insurence
on commission in the field as he put it. Door to door sales I asked? We prefer to call it fieldwork.
So you are offering me a job where the only money I make is based off my sales of insurance in the field, in a shit economy. Boy let me think about that. I would rather be a product tester at the Burning Itchy Spiky Butt Plug factory.
Double
with a pinch of and a dash of