It was a weird day.
A little girl told me I looked pretty, it was sweet. I told her she looked very pretty too, she replied, yes, I know. It was cute.
Later, a freaky looking guy and his spaced out wife came up to my counter and asked me if I had received my daily complement for today. I said no, he said, OK. You look mean enough to be a bouncer. He then told me his life story and how he used to be a bully until he found Jesus. It was one of those moments where in my head Im thinking, This isnt really happening is it? Am I on TV?
Developed some photos from a latex wedding somewhere out west. The bride wore a white latex wedding dress. Im not talking a white latex dress, this was a full wedding dress made out of latex. The bridesmaids wore black rubber mini-dresses. The groom wore a tux that looked like it had been dug up in a cemetery and taken off some dead guy. And the wedding cake had black frosting. On top, instead of the little bride and groom were tombstones with their names on them. It was cool.
Im going to fix myself some nachos and then play with my cats.
Be kind. Chill out. Take a deep breath and relax.
A little girl told me I looked pretty, it was sweet. I told her she looked very pretty too, she replied, yes, I know. It was cute.
Later, a freaky looking guy and his spaced out wife came up to my counter and asked me if I had received my daily complement for today. I said no, he said, OK. You look mean enough to be a bouncer. He then told me his life story and how he used to be a bully until he found Jesus. It was one of those moments where in my head Im thinking, This isnt really happening is it? Am I on TV?
Developed some photos from a latex wedding somewhere out west. The bride wore a white latex wedding dress. Im not talking a white latex dress, this was a full wedding dress made out of latex. The bridesmaids wore black rubber mini-dresses. The groom wore a tux that looked like it had been dug up in a cemetery and taken off some dead guy. And the wedding cake had black frosting. On top, instead of the little bride and groom were tombstones with their names on them. It was cool.
Im going to fix myself some nachos and then play with my cats.
Be kind. Chill out. Take a deep breath and relax.
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Damnation that'd be hot.
Now that I have overused those "quotation marks", I'm going to make dinner.