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Island of Misfit Toys

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Wednesday Jun 02, 2004

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Pop quiz answers

1. How many 200 mg Ibuprofens did I take today? c. 14 Actually it was 18 by the time I went to bed. Dont try this at home kiddies. eeek My back is uber fucked up at the moment.
2. Which one of these subjects did one of my customers decide to describe to me in graphic detail? c. A hematoma. puke
3. True or False. A man bearing a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro dropped off a roll of film today. True
4. Which of the following jobs would I rather have than mine?
a. Janitor at an Outward Bound camp for bulimics.
b.Product tester at the Burning Itch Butt Plug Factory.
c.Any job at Chuck E Cheese.

This is kind of a trick question because after yesterday I would take any of these jobs to get away from the one I have. Although, I would rather tell people I work at Burning Itch Butt Plug Factory than Chuck E Cheese.
5. True or False. I should have the power to banish people who annoy me to a cornfield where they will never bother me again. True. You were all wise to agree with me. Said false, but being that her really does live up to his name, Ill let it go this time.

The winners are SheWulf catwoman unique3 & Kira Sorry guys, I told you right up front anyone with girl boobs had an edge. As you can see I graded on a curve. wink

The prize is a kiss. I said it would be a cool prize, and I cant think of anything cooler for me, than kissing 4 beautiful women. It is after all, all about me. biggrin
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
catwoman:
What else do you think two girls have to do at"camp" wink miao!!
Jun 3, 2004
shewulf:
Woohoo I'm glad that I won. I am so great. actually you are so great kiss
Jun 4, 2004

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