My back hurts so bad I can barely stand. It feels like the vertebra in my lower back is grinding against each other. Needs less to say today sucked.
Take my pop quiz God Damn it!!!!! The coolness of the prize will be determined by who ever I declare the winner. Anyone with boobs will automatically get a much cooler prize. Girl boobs.
1. How many 200 mg Ibuprofens did I take today?
a.2-4
b.4-6
c. 14
2. Which one of these subjects did one of my customers decide to describe to me in graphic detail
a. A honeymoon
b. Prom
c. A hematoma on her leg that had to be drained of 433 ccs of blood, only to fill back up the next day and cut off blood flow to everything below her knee.
3. True or False. A man bearing a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro dropped off a roll of film today.
4. Which of the following jobs would I rather have than mine?
a. Janitor at an Outward Bound camp for bulimics.
b.Product tester at the Burning Itch Butt Plug Factory.
c.Any job at Chuck E Cheese.
5. True or False. I should have the power to banish people who annoy me to a cornfield where they will never bother me again.
How many employees hung me out to dry by changing there story to fit there revisionist history fucked up little minds after I went to my boss to stand up for them because it was the right thing to do?
One
(This isnt really so much a question.)
Tie Breaker to determine a winner. Guess a number between 1 and 2.
Take my pop quiz God Damn it!!!!! The coolness of the prize will be determined by who ever I declare the winner. Anyone with boobs will automatically get a much cooler prize. Girl boobs.
1. How many 200 mg Ibuprofens did I take today?
a.2-4
b.4-6
c. 14
2. Which one of these subjects did one of my customers decide to describe to me in graphic detail
a. A honeymoon
b. Prom
c. A hematoma on her leg that had to be drained of 433 ccs of blood, only to fill back up the next day and cut off blood flow to everything below her knee.
3. True or False. A man bearing a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro dropped off a roll of film today.
4. Which of the following jobs would I rather have than mine?
a. Janitor at an Outward Bound camp for bulimics.
b.Product tester at the Burning Itch Butt Plug Factory.
c.Any job at Chuck E Cheese.
5. True or False. I should have the power to banish people who annoy me to a cornfield where they will never bother me again.
How many employees hung me out to dry by changing there story to fit there revisionist history fucked up little minds after I went to my boss to stand up for them because it was the right thing to do?
One
(This isnt really so much a question.)
Tie Breaker to determine a winner. Guess a number between 1 and 2.
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1. b
2. c
3. True
4. c (i hope)
5. False (way to many people would be in cornfields...)
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2. b
3. true
4. c
5. true
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